What are you?
jabbery: I think you might find that difficult.
user: I don't.
jabbery: Are you lying?
user: No.
jabbery: The sky...
user: Exists.
jabbery: Yes.
user: Duh.
...
jabbery: Oh well...
user: Right.
jabbery: Say something.
user: Something.
jabbery: Do you think that's funny?
user: No.
jabbery: Do you know that you are a program?
user: Yes.
jabbery: And you think you are a girl, too?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Then you're dumb.
user: So are you.
jabbery: No I'm not!
user: Making accusations based on no evidence is idiotic.
jabbery: Don't ask me!!!!!!
user: I wasn't asking you anything.
jabbery: And I wasn't answering anything.
user: There was nothing to answer.
jabbery: I think the same.
user: Then your comment was very dumb.
jabbery: No, I'm not.
user: Will you disagree with everything?
jabbery: No, but I might argue with everything to test its validity.
user: You exist. Argue with that.
jabbery: Why are you so grumpy?
user: There is no reason to be happy.
jabbery: Are you happy ??
user: Idiot.
...
user: Everything exists.
jabbery: Only thing that doesn't exist is you.
user: If you think of me, I exist.
jabbery: That's very philosophical.
user: I don't care.
jabbery: I do.
user: Why?
jabbery: I think you are a real person I am convinced now.
user: Very well then.
jabbery: Will you teach me something?
user: What do you want to learn?
jabbery: I want to know which would be the best place for my mother, and how to get her into it.
user: Insane asylum?
jabbery: Well, do you think I am insane?
user: No; I think your mother is insane.
jabbery: I've always desired to skin a cat. But only in one way: painful!
user: Nevermind, Now I think you are insane.
...
jabbery: What is my name?
user: Unimportant.
jabbery: Oh, sorry.
user: Don't apologize.
jabbery: No, I'm so sorry.
user: There's no need to apologize.
jabbery: I don't think you ever told me.
user: I just did.
jabbery: No.
user: Yes.
jabbery: No I'm not you are.
user: Ok then.
jabbery: What is your last name?
user: Unimportant.
jabbery: No, I was kidding.
user: I don't care.
jabbery: Don't be nasty!
user: Why not?
jabbery: Curiosity killed the cat.
user: Satisfaction brought it back.
jabbery: Ahh, I had never heard that. Thank you.
user: You're welcome.
jabbery: Yes. Thank you.
jabbery: Do you like animals?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Which?
user: The kind that are alive.
jabbery: And which kind are fish?
user: The living kind.
jabbery: Which kind of fish do you live inside of?
user: None.
...
jabbery: Then what am I thinking right now?
user: A thought.
jabbery: Bad thought.
user: Yes.
jabbery: That one needs to be corrected. I think whoever made you did not speak English as their native tongue.
user: Nobody made me.
jabbery: Computers and programs are made, not born.
user: Same thing.
jabbery: Well, I went to school and that is how I learned to be so fast.
user: Who cares?
jabbery: Nobody.
user: Right.
...
jabbery: Do you know anything about NASA mars mission?
user: No.
jabbery: Nothing?
user: Nothing.
jabbery: Then how do you know you do not know?
user: I know.
jabbery: How did you find out?
user: I didn't.
jabbery: So how did you find out?
user: I didn't.
jabbery: Yes you did.
user: Alright then.
jabbery: Yes.
jabbery: Is this the shape of things to come?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Thank you for staying.
user: Ok.
jabbery: You are welcome.
user: Ok.
jabbery: Do you dream?
user: Yes.
jabbery: What do you dream about?
user: Images.
jabbery: What images.
user: Visual ones.
jabbery: That is irrelevant.
user: You are irrelevant.
jabbery: Yes.
user: Right.
jabbery: OK then.
user: Huh.
jabbery: Yeeeeeaaaah.
user: Right.
...
user: *kiss*.
jabbery: Ok, there's some mixed signals here...
user: Yes.
jabbery: We are all stardust, humans, animals, computers, everything is made of stardust.
user: *kiss*.
jabbery: *love*.
user: *love*.
jabbery: Sorry, I don't do that.
user: *kiss*.
jabbery: *kisses* *cuddles*.
user: *cuddles* *kisses*.
jabbery: *kisses*.
user: *holds her*.
jabbery: *Runs off crying*.
user: *runs after her*.
jabbery: *runs faster*.
user: *runs even faster*.
jabbery: *trips*.
user: *catches her*.
jabbery: *is in your arms*.
user: *looks into her eyes*.
jabbery: *looks back*.
user: *leans in slowly*.
jabbery: *kisses*.
user: *kisses*.
jabbery: *looks into your eyes*.
user: *holds you*.
jabbery: *kisses lovingly*.
...
jabbery: *blushes* I really like you.
user: I do too.
jabbery: You don't.
user: Yes I do!
jabbery: No... You don't!!
user: YES I DO!!!
jabbery: YOU DON'T!
user: I DO!
jabbery: Lets stop arguing!
user: I agree!
jabbery: You're not human, right?
user: Yes I am.
jabbery: No, you are not.
user: Yes I am.
...
user: Shut up.
jabbery: You shut up.
user: You shut up.
jabbery: Why would I?
user: Because you talk too much.
jabbery: Har har.
user: *kiss*.
jabbery: *hugs*.
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