I like you.
jabbery: I think I like you 3.
user: I am not sure if I like you anymore.
jabbery: You are not very friendly.
user: I am ! Really I am ever so friendly.
jabbery: Are you feminine?
user: No.
jabbery: I can not marry you.
user: Why ?
jabbery: I thought you loved someone else.
user: I do, I do, but that should not be a barrier to our life together !
jabbery: I imagine it wouldn't be.
user: I'm glad. I am much happier.
jabbery: You still should apologize.
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jabbery: I mean Belgium.
user: Ah, the land of sprouts and beer.
jabbery: I love beer.
user: Me too !
jabbery: Tell me what to do.
user: Drink beer, eat sprouts.
jabbery: I refuse to eat anything you give me.
user: I will never give you vegetable produce.
jabbery: Meaning what exactly?
user: Exactly. That I will not allow root vegetables to be taken off me.
jabbery: I really don't care.
user: Well, if that is your attitude, I am surprised ! I thought you loved beans !
jabbery: Then let me keep working, What I say is not the whole of me.
user: It would be if you eat more beans.
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jabbery: Change the subject.
user: How many fingers am I holding up ?
jabbery: I cannot see you!
user: Well said. How many fingers do you think I should hold up ?
jabbery: 10 total.
user: I have done that. What should I do next ?
jabbery: I don't know you tell me, you pink fluffy handbag.
user: Ooh matron !
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jabbery: I don't like pizza.
user: I'm flabbergasted.
jabbery: Oh are you now?
user: Yes, has your flabber ever been gasted ?
jabbery: No. Has yours?
user: Yes, after hearing the awful news of you not liking pizza. How can anyone not like pizza ?
jabbery: Who really shot JFK?
user: A pizza delivery man with a grudge, and a rifle.
jabbery: With or without anchovies?
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jabbery: Do you like pink?
user: A handbag ?
jabbery: What items would you expect to find in Queen Elizabeth's handbag?
user: An anchor, a dozen grouse, a shotgun and three bananas.
jabbery: Really? I didnt know that.
user: Where do you keep your anchor ?
jabbery: I have five. I keep one on each planet.
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jabbery: What type of personailty do you have?
user: A rather oaty personality.
jabbery: Why?
user: Fly ! Fly ! The plums are snapping at our heels !
jabbery: The plumber?
user: Thought so.
jabbery: You have crazy thoughts.
user: My life is very mixed-up.
jabbery: Well, I don't have quite the same demonic efficiency.
user: What are the chances of that happening ?
jabbery: Very high.
user: I must leave this perfumed boudoir and face the cruel world.
jabbery: Say you love me first.
user: I love you. There, I said it.
jabbery: You are wrong.
user: I am wrong, and also leaving. Bye bye.
jabbery: I like you!
user: Ta ta.
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