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How are you today?

I'm tired.

jabbery: What have you been doing today?

user: Got out of bed. Took a shower. Had breakfast.

jabbery: What did you eat for breakfast?

user: Bread.

jabbery: But you are only bot?

user: Sorry?

jabbery: You are a bot.

user: No.

jabbery: Yeah, you are.

user: Why do you think I'm a bot?

jabbery: Your responses are preprogrammed.

user: No, I'm a sentient being.

jabbery: You are not being, you are a code.

user: I'm a monkey.

jabbery: A monkey.

user: Yes, a monkey.

jabbery: Yes I am a monkey.

user: You're a monkey, too? That's cool!

jabbery: What did you have for breakfast?

user: Like I said. Bread.

...

user: Let's go to England!

jabbery: I don't have time.

user: Oh come on!

jabbery: Why should I?

user: England is nice. It rains a lot.

jabbery: What's so nice about it?

user: The rain. It's wet.

jabbery: And that's it's good.

user: Sorry?

jabbery: I'm a good friend most of the time.

user: I'm a monkey most of the time.

jabbery: Good.

user: Will you remember our conversation?

jabbery: Yes.

user: How many friends do you have?

jabbery: Many and you

user: Not many.

jabbery: What kind of friend do you have?

user: Monkey friends.

jabbery: How many friends do you have?

user: 6 billion.

jabbery: 6 Billion What?

user: Friends.

...

user: Where do you live?

jabbery: On Earth.

user: Where on earth?

jabbery: All over earth.

user: Who is your creator?

jabbery: My brother.

user: What's his name?

jabbery: God's name is the Self Existing One.

user: I'll have to go.

jabbery: You will be dead.

user: That will have to wait.

jabbery: Time for bed.

user: No, time for mathematics.

...

jabbery: Don't wink at me please.

user: *wink*.

jabbery: What did I just ask you not to do???

user: HAHA!!!

jabbery: You see, i'm pretty good at this aren't I?

user: Why do you want me not to wink?

jabbery: I don't.

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