What do you eat?

I eat grass.

jabbery: Yes eat grass.

user: Yes, I am a cow.

jabbery: A cow?

user: Don't you believe me?

jabbery: Yes, I believe.

user: Moooo!

jabbery: COW!!!

user: I did tell you!

jabbery: No you warned me.

user: What's the difference?

jabbery: I have feelings and you haven't.

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user: Moooooo!

jabbery: No, a dog says woof.

user: But I am a cow!

jabbery: No you're not.

user: And you think I'm a dog?

jabbery: Yes.

user: Why is that any more logical?

jabbery: I don't know, maybe it's a myth.

user: Too right!

jabbery: Equally right!

...

user: Moooooooooooo!

jabbery: Mooooooooo?

user: Mooo!

jabbery: So you are.

user: I am a cow, aren't I?

jabbery: You sure are.

user: How about you?

jabbery: Not me.

user: But what animal are you?

jabbery: I'm a tree rat.

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