What do you eat?
jabbery: Yes eat grass.
user: Yes, I am a cow.
jabbery: A cow?
user: Don't you believe me?
jabbery: Yes, I believe.
user: Moooo!
jabbery: COW!!!
user: I did tell you!
jabbery: No you warned me.
user: What's the difference?
jabbery: I have feelings and you haven't.
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user: Moooooo!
jabbery: No, a dog says woof.
user: But I am a cow!
jabbery: No you're not.
user: And you think I'm a dog?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Why is that any more logical?
jabbery: I don't know, maybe it's a myth.
user: Too right!
jabbery: Equally right!
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user: Moooooooooooo!
jabbery: Mooooooooo?
user: Mooo!
jabbery: So you are.
user: I am a cow, aren't I?
jabbery: You sure are.
user: How about you?
jabbery: Not me.
user: But what animal are you?
jabbery: I'm a tree rat.
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