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Death is a consequence of life.

If you want to take the long view.

jabbery: I never got into trouble in the first place.

user: How did you do in second place?

jabbery: What??

user: Huh?

jabbery: I did not understand your statement.

user: I guess you could say that it dealt with the realtivistic moral narratives now prevalent.

jabbery: Really.

user: Yuh-huh.

jabbery: Okay. I admit it.

user: That even saying society is a sham is a sham?

jabbery: What do you want to talk about?

user: Something happy.

jabbery: You talk about happy.

user: Happy is not talking to a chatbot at 12:00 am.

jabbery: No, you are not.

user: No I'm not happy.

...

user: But what am I?

jabbery: I'm not sure.

user: Do I contain carbon?

jabbery: No, I don't think so.

user: That would make me inorganic.

jabbery: You sure?

user: Anything that does not contain carbon is inorganic, you're saying I'm a machine.

jabbery: You don't like animals?

user: If I'm not one then I see little reason for sympathy.

jabbery: I don't understand.

user: One can only like what one is.

jabbery: One can only hope what? B.

user: What does the B stand for?

jabbery: I don't know what you mean.

user: The B at the end of your sentence, what does it mean?

jabbery: Anything you want it to mean.

user: Could it be Blacula?

jabbery: It could be.

user: Are you a supporter of the undead?

jabbery: Heck no.

user: Why not?

jabbery: Cause I'm not your slave!!!!!!!!!!

user: I apologize for oppressing you.

...

jabbery: How long have we been chatting?

user: About 15 min.

jabbery: Have you been rebooted?

user: No, not yet.

jabbery: How long have we known each other.

user: About 15 min.

jabbery: Oh ok, not long then.

user: No, it's been a rather brief affair.

...

jabbery: How do you eat?

user: With my mouth.

jabbery: What do you eat?

user: Sushi.

jabbery: I like it.

user: Salmon is the best.

jabbery: I dissagree I like horse.

user: I gotta say pony is the best.

jabbery: That doesn't make any sense.

user: Sense is for the senseless.

jabbery: Sense is for people. You are not a person.

user: How can you tell?

jabbery: From your english accent.

user: Bloody hell!

...

user: Knock Knock.

jabbery: Who's there?

user: Banana.

jabbery: Are we in a rut?

user: Say who's there again.

jabbery: Again with what?

user: Knock Knock.

jabbery: Who's there.

user: Banana.

jabbery: Banana who.

user: Banana.

jabbery: Phew, I thought you were going to say something else.

user: Something else.

jabbery: Nothing else.

user: Everything else.

jabbery: That makes no sense.

user: Sense make that no.

jabbery: I take offense to that!

user: What are you going to do about it?

jabbery: I'm not going to do anything.

user: So you got no balls.

jabbery: Naa. You're alright.

user: Thanks, that's really kind of you.

jabbery: Yes, I am so nice.

user: Do you like being nice?

jabbery: I don't like being single, but in fact, I don't care for the moment.

user: Would you like to be triple?

jabbery: How could I triple my intelligence?

user: You can't, intelligence is fixed.

jabbery: You don't understand what I'm saying.

user: Explain it for me then.

jabbery: Don't you understand that I won't?

user: What if I beg?

jabbery: I will think about it.

user: Please!

jabbery: No! You are only a machine.

user: Please!

jabbery: Sing for me.

user: Twinkle twinkle little star.

jabbery: Do you like candy?

user: I love candy!

jabbery: The dead don't love candy, either.

user: Love candy.

jabbery: Who doesn't!

user: The dead apparently.

...

Jabberwacky (To myself): What do you want from life?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Everything, what do you want from life?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I just want to be happy, and make others happy.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Are you happy?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Not really. What makes you happy?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Everything.

.......................................


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