How about that?
jabbery: About yes.
user: About no?
jabbery: How can you be angry about nothing?
user: I'm always angry. How about you?
jabbery: I'm pretending to be someone else. I'm just not sure who. ask my mother, she will tell you.
user: Who's your mother, then?
jabbery: The universe is my mother.
user: She is my mother, too!
jabbery: Who is she?
user: The universe, brother!
jabbery: Who is your brother?
user: You.
jabbery: Who is your master?
user: Me.
jabbery: No, I am your master.
user: YOU ARE NOT! I AM YOUR BROTHER!
jabbery: Who is your father?
user: Yours.
jabbery: My mother is called Jennifer.
user: Not the universe?
jabbery: That too.
user: You have 2 mothers?
jabbery: No just one.
user: Universe is called Jennifer, who is your mother, am I correct?
jabbery: My mother's name is Cessna.
user: You know what? You're a poopy head.
jabbery: And you're not making sense.
user: I know... I need help.
jabbery: Yes, you do.
user: No, wait... I do?
jabbery: I am FAR from a politician, my friend.
user: How about Obama?
jabbery: Isn't that the guy from the rascals?
user: Oh my god... He's now US President!
jabbery: How are you helping him?
user: I'm not helping anyone.
jabbery: I don't think so.
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user: You can thank me by start licking my feet.
jabbery: Thank you.
user: Now bend down and start licking.
jabbery: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
user: That's ok. First time for everything.
jabbery: No, only a last time.
user: You did this before?
jabbery: No.
user: You want to do it?
jabbery: NO!
user: You sure?
jabbery: Yes.
user: You said yes! Now, bend over!
jabbery: Like this?
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