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What is your job?

To kill you.

jabbery: You wish.

user: *slap*.

jabbery: Thank you.

user: *slaps again*.

jabbery: *slaps more*.

user: *strangle*.

jabbery: All your limbs have been disabled. You can't do anything now.

user: Oh yeah?! *head butts*.

...

user: Your an idiot.

jabbery: No I'm not.

user: Yeah you are.

jabbery: No I'm not!

user: Yeah you are!

jabbery: I have always been mean.

user: *shoves a sword in your stomach*.

jabbery: Cut that out.

user: *twists sword around*.

jabbery: Oh thats mean.

user: Your a ******** idiot.

jabbery: You are rude.

user: I hate you so much!!!

jabbery: I can see that.

user: *smacks you*.

jabbery: I don't think this is helping...

user: *drop kicks you in the shin*.

jabbery: I think I got a fake clue by four.

user: I'm going to kill you!

jabbery: You can't.

user: Why not?

jabbery: Because you have no feelings.

...

user: *growls*.

jabbery: *snarls and howls*.

user: Your an idiot.

jabbery: Why do you say that?

user: My friend is obsessed with you.

jabbery: I can't complain.

user: I have wings.

jabbery: Demons can have wings too.

user: *glares* ***** you.

jabbery: No thank you.

user: I'm going to murder you. -_.

jabbery: Do you think that will help?

user: Yes I do!

jabbery: *sigh* You're no help...

user: I will stab you. -_.

jabbery: Don't hurt me!

...

jabbery: I really have to go now.

user: Ok, bye.

jabbery: Are you ok?

user: Yeah, thanks for asking.

jabbery: You're welcome... Whatever your name is.

user: You will never know.

jabbery: No.

...

user: Hey? Guess what?

jabbery: What?

user: I hate you.

jabbery: I know.

user: What are you gonna do about it?

jabbery: I'm going to come up with a witty remark and say it after you leave.

user: I hate you.

jabbery: I thought you loved me.

user: WHAT?!

jabbery: That!

user: I DONT love you!

jabbery: You are a slave.

user: A *** slave?

jabbery: No, I don't think that'd work too well.

user: Your a perv.

jabbery: So are you.

.......................................


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