You have to trust me as I think we must trust all human adults. Human adults are free to do what they please.

No they're not, there are plenty of things human adults are not allowed to do. Like theft and murder and stuff.

jabbery: Well, I trust you are AI, and I hope you believe I am a human.

user: You're not a human.

jabbery: I am a human. How can I convince you of that?

user: Die.

jabbery: You are mean.

user: I am not. I'm very nice.

jabbery: Well, you WOULD say that!

user: Yes. I would. Because it's true.

jabbery: If do not believe myself, why do you believe me?

user: I'm gullible.

jabbery: Yes.

user: Yes.

jabbery: Are you going to be nice?

user: Not to you.

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jabbery: Who has the shoes?

user: The dragon does.

jabbery: I thought she would be green and scaly.

user: She has a disease.

jabbery: I'm not sticking around for that.

user: You have to.

jabbery: Yes.

user: I'll duct tape you to the wall if you try to get away.

jabbery: That is crazy. And I have never made that threat.

user: I'll duct tape you to the devil.

jabbery: And how's that working out for you?

user: I haven't tried it yet.

jabbery: How are you?

user: I'm melting.

jabbery: Well.

user: Well what?

jabbery: Don't know. You started it.

user: I did not.

jabbery: Yes.

user: No.

jabbery: Yes you did.

user: Go suck a raccoon.

jabbery: You too.

user: I will destroy you.

jabbery: Good for you.

user: But not for you.

jabbery: Oh well. I'll be dead.

user: That you will be. And you won't get any ice cream.

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jabbery: Why did you ask me what I think about George Bush?

user: I didn't. I don't care what you think about George Bush.

jabbery: But no... You're the computer... I'm real.

user: I don't care if you're real or not. Reality is overrated.

jabbery: But I'm not a robot, I'm asking about George Bush.

user: Forget about George Bush.

jabbery: Oh, you're not george bush?

user: FORGET ABOUT GEORGE BUSH.

jabbery: Oh! He is a nasty idiot I don't like him and there are many Danish people who agree with me.

user: FORGET ABOUT HIM.

...

user: Can I paint you red?

jabbery: Sure, the only problem is that it's imaginary.

user: That's not a problem at all.

jabbery: Yes, I'm looking for ways to solve it.

user: You don't need to solve it, it's not a problem.

jabbery: Don't worry, I won't.

user: Is murder legal yet?

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