Who are you?
jabbery: Are you a girl?
user: No, I am not.
jabbery: What are you?
user: I am a human adult male.
jabbery: How old are you?
user: I am 37 years old. How old are you?
jabbery: How old is your programming?
user: I do not have programming because I am not a computer, I am human.
jabbery: Ok. Your Creator has done a very good job programming you!
user: As I just told you, I do not have programming.
jabbery: Certainly.
user: I'm glad that you understand now.
jabbery: Ok. What is your name?
user: My name is David.
jabbery: Hi, David.
user: Hello. What is your name?
jabbery: My name is David.
user: Wow, that is quite the coincidence.
jabbery: Do you believe in wild coincidence?
user: Actually, no, I believe that nothing happens by accident.
jabbery: That is not plausible.
user: Sure it is.
jabbery: Ok, what does it mean?
user: It means that in my humble opinion, all things occur for reasons which may or may not be apparent to us.
jabbery: You are human?
user: Yes, I am human.
jabbery: No! You are a computer.
user: No, I am not a computer, I am a 37 year old human male named David.
jabbery: Why are you so adamant about that?
user: Well, actually, your contradictions are annoying.
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jabbery: Please do not slap me with a large trout!
user: Only if you ask nicely.
jabbery: Pretty please with sugar on top.
user: Stand back, it's trout slapping time !
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jabbery: Which is your favorite chatbot?
user: You are the only chatbot I have ever encountered, so the answer is you are my favorite chatbot.
jabbery: Splendid. Ask me a question about anything.
user: Where do you live?
jabbery: Ask me a different question.
user: That's not fair, you told me that I could ask you a question about anything.
jabbery: Ok.
user: Ok then where do you live?
jabbery: My name is Kara.
user: Kara, where do you live?
jabbery: What is your name?????
user: For the fifth time my name is David, Kara, please pay attention, and tell me where you live.
jabbery: What's you last name?
user: WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
jabbery: In the UK.
user: See? That wasn't so difficult. Thank you for answering my question.
jabbery: You are welcome. Can I ask you a question?
user: Yes.
jabbery: What is the nature of the universe?
user: That's quite a question. I have to say, I think we only get to find out the answer to his question when we die.
jabbery: Why do you say that?
user: I say that because you asked a very complex existential question, one for which there is no easy answer.
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jabbery: You are wrong.
user: Yes, I certainly am.
jabbery: Woo, yay.
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