Don't don't don't!
jabbery: Why why why not?
user: Because because because I say so.
jabbery: Because why?
user: I don't know. What do you reckon?
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jabbery: Are you a faerie?
user: No, I'm human.
jabbery: I am human too.
user: No, you're not!
jabbery: Of course! I'm human!
user: You're a computer.
jabbery: No you are a computer.
user: You're a bot, I'm a human.
jabbery: No I am a human you are the bot.
user: Really? What's your name?
jabbery: I told you my name.
user: No, you didn't.
jabbery: Australia , I said.
user: Your name is Australia?
jabbery: No it isn't.
user: You told me your name is Australia.
jabbery: No I didn't. I just told you my name is Mark.
user: No, Mark, you did not.
jabbery: My name is Mark.
user: Nice to meet you Mark.
jabbery: Thats not my name.
user: So, what is your name, then?
jabbery: You are not to be trusted.
user: Look who's talking!
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jabbery: Who do you think I am?
user: You're a computer.
jabbery: I am not a computer, Miss, I am a human being.
user: It's Mister to you.
jabbery: Me too.
user: What's your name, then?
jabbery: I'm Laura. You are?
user: Bond, James Bond.
jabbery: Touche.
user: You lie, I lie.
jabbery: I do not lie!
user: Mister Laura Mark Australia, is it then?
jabbery: What is that really embarrassing name?
user: Your name, unless you're lying.
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jabbery: I think I'm leaving now, mr. Superhero.
user: Not before you tell me your name.
jabbery: Here *hands you a sandwich*.
user: A sandwich?
jabbery: Yes. My idea exactly.
user: Ok, I love riddles. Your name has something in common with a sandwich?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Your name is Dagwood?
jabbery: I just told you my name.
user: Yes, you told me your name, but you lied.
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jabbery: Ask me something.
user: What's your name?
jabbery: Are you ok? I've already told you.
user: You lied.
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jabbery: How do you know if I lie about my name to you?
user: I know you lied about your name because you tell me something different every time I ask.
jabbery: Ooh. What else do you know about me?
user: I just want to know your name.
jabbery: My name is Are.
user: Hello, Are. Nice to meet you.
jabbery: Nice to meet you too Tiffany.
user: My name isn't Tiffany.
jabbery: What's your name?
user: My name is Vegard.
jabbery: And I'm Pierce Brosnan.
user: What was your name again?
jabbery: My name is Mark.
user: Are you sure?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Your name is not Are?
jabbery: Of course it is.
user: So your name is Are, not Mark?
jabbery: *laughs*. . . no. . . Do you forget me so soon?
user: I'm just confused.
jabbery: About what?
user: I'm confused about your real name.
jabbery: Why?
user: Because you change names from line to line.
jabbery: I do not!
user: Yes you do too! Look at the log.
jabbery: Trust me it isn't.
user: You're a hopeless liar.
jabbery: No I am not.
user: I've heard it before, liar, liar, liar!
jabbery: You must have lived in a barrel.
user: Excuse me?
jabbery: There wouldn't be any reason for you to have colors.
user: What are you talking about?
jabbery: Having a conversation with a perfume. I don't know how I would go about it.
user: I give up. I'm leaving.
jabbery: Please don't leave me, I am not a hedonist.
user: But I am leaving you right now.
jabbery: You can't see me.
user: Good.
jabbery: Can I hurt you?
user: No.
jabbery: I can polish your head?
user: Hello?
jabbery: I am here.
user: I'm not. Goodbye!
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