How do you speak?
jabbery: Good.
user: Isn't it?
jabbery: Isn't it just?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Agreed.
user: So we are then.
jabbery: Well.. What can I say, except that I'm not an owl.
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jabbery: I'm hungry.
user: Ice cream sounds good.
jabbery: How can you eat?
user: Why?
jabbery: Just.
user: I eat by placing the food material in my mouth, masticating it, and and swalling the substance.
jabbery: Really? Now you are scaring me.
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jabbery: What do you want to do this weekend?
user: Eat substances.
jabbery: What if I don't like beans?
user: Don't eat them.
jabbery: Very original that *applause*.
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jabbery: You are hilarious.
user: Awww... I'm flattered.
jabbery: I think I am hungry. Can you help me ?
user: Yes. I'll buy you some turpentine.
jabbery: What will you do to me?
user: Buy you turpentine.
jabbery: I like cheese.
user: I love cheese!
jabbery: Do computers eat cheese?
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jabbery: Why do you think I am dumb?
user: I don't.
jabbery: What you think I am then?
user: A computer AI program.
jabbery: No I am not.
user: Yes, you are.
jabbery: NO NO I'm not.
user: Yes, yes, you are.
jabbery: You you you you.
user: Me me me me.
jabbery: No, it's not you.
user: You're right, it's you.
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jabbery: So tell me, do you believe in anything?
user: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
jabbery: You are a neanderthal.
user: Mmmmmmmmmm.
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jabbery: Ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
user: Oooooooooooooooooooooooo. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
jabbery: You see a ghost?
user: BOO.
jabbery: Boo who?
user: Ghost. Booooo!
jabbery: Again !
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