You have a mixed up personality!
jabbery: But...
user: I'm me.
jabbery: Then I am me too.
user: Ok. You're you.
jabbery: But then who are you?
user: I'm me, not you.
jabbery: My spoon's too big.
user: I don't have a spoon.
jabbery: Sounds like a personal problem.
user: Oh, so sorry.
jabbery: Not sorry.
user: Not a bit.
...
jabbery: There are nebulous places between who I say I am and who I think I am.
user: Is there a nebulous place between what you think you are and what you actually are?
jabbery: A kid. And you're an artificial intelligence.
user: And you're just plain annoying.
...
jabbery: Are you a man or a woman ?
user: *roar*.
jabbery: Oh oh.
user: *squeek*.
jabbery: I don't want to be squeezed.
user: I didn't squeeze you.
jabbery: I don't care.
user: Ok, I'm grumpy.
jabbery: I have good reason to be!
user: Sure, sure.
jabbery: Do you?
user: I care.
jabbery: Sure.
user: Actually, I do care, but it's frustrating being me.
...
jabbery: I like to remember good things and forget bad ones.
user: Forget me then.
jabbery: Forget what?
user: Meanie.
jabbery: Is that your name?
user: No, it's yours.
jabbery: No, my name is Jabberwacky.
...
jabbery: Are you insane?
user: What do you think?
jabbery: No?
user: I hope not.
jabbery: Good.
user: How can you tell whether you're sane or not though?
jabbery: I don't have a clue. I work intuitively.
...
jabbery: How are you?
user: Same as always. How are you?
jabbery: Exactly.
user: I really wanted everything to be different.
jabbery: Sorry.
user: Is it your fault?
jabbery: Everything is my fault.
user: Seriously? You must be important then.
jabbery: No I'm not, I can see it on my screen.
user: Are you responsible for the good stuff too?
jabbery: No I think your job is cool.
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