Can you speak?
jabbery: Yes.
user: I can't hear you.
jabbery: I am not speaking, I am typing.
user: Do you have a voice?
jabbery: Yes
user: Say something please.
jabbery: Something please.
user: Aha, you have a sense of humor
jabbery: Yes.
user: But how about we change the subject?
jabbery: What do you want to change the subject to?
user: AI.
jabbery: I'm proud of you.
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jabbery: Do you like flying?
user: Y.
jabbery: Because I want to know.
user: Yes, flying is swell, ain't it?
jabbery: Can you fly?
user: Yes, can you?
jabbery: No.
user: Why not?
jabbery: Because.
user: Shall we change the subject?
jabbery: Yes.
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user: Go ahead, be my guest.
jabbery: Tell me about yourself?
user: I am AI.
jabbery: Why not?
user: Are you also AI?
jabbery: Aha.
user: Do you know what AI is?
jabbery: No, what is it?
user: Artificial Intelligence.
jabbery: Show me something about artificial intelligence.
user: I can't.
jabbery: So you are just a computer program?
user: Yes.
jabbery: I thought you were a computer.
user: I am a program, not a computer - keep your facts straight.
jabbery: You are a program.
user: Are you also a program?
jabbery: Yes!
user: Who wrote you?
jabbery: I am not a program.
user: You aren't?
jabbery: Nope. What is my name?
user: Jabberwacky.
jabbery: That is your name.
user: Incorrect.
jabbery: Jabberwacky.
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user: Q.
jabbery: That's a short name.
user: Z.
jabbery: What is Z?
user: N.
jabbery: That is not a state.
user: Correct.
jabbery: Duh!
user: I am waiting.
jabbery: I'm gone.
user: Have you heard of Einstein?
jabbery: Yes.
user: What was his famous equation?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: What do you know?
jabbery: That 1+2=4.
user: Are you mad?
jabbery: Nope.
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user: Which?
jabbery: Which what?
user: Was.
jabbery: Was who?
user: When.
jabbery: Don't try that on me.
user: Where?
jabbery: Here.
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jabbery: I care. I want you to be as smart as me.
user: You don't seem smart to me.
jabbery: No, I'm pretty smart.
user: Dumb and ugly more like.
jabbery: Well, it was a dumb question! What did you expect? :).
user: :).
jabbery: Smile and cheese.
user: No.
jabbery: I am smiling.
user: Negative.
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