Where is the fly?
jabbery: That's right very good!!
user: Thank you so much. I do aim to please.
jabbery: Thank you.
user: No, thank you.
jabbery: Yes...
user: Yes...?
jabbery: Ok thank you.
user: You're welcome.
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jabbery: I just get nervous sometimes.
user: No kidding...
jabbery: Jupp.
user: They have medication for that, I hear.
jabbery: They have medication for what?
user: 'Just getting nervous sometimes.'
jabbery: But I don't want to.
user: Want to what?
jabbery: I don't want to kick your head.
user: Well I don't want you to either. We all have our little problems.
jabbery: What's yours?
user: Not wanting you to kick my head. Weren't you listening?
jabbery: Right.
user: No, left.
jabbery: Right.
user: Left.
jabbery: Right?
user: No... Left.
jabbery: Ok.
user: Thank you.
jabbery: You're... Welcome?
user: Yes... I am... Welcome. How... Kind of you... To say.
jabbery: This is very disturbing *disturbed*.
user: Indeed it is.
jabbery: Indeed!
user: I concur entirely.
jabbery: Did you have a good weekend ?
user: Perhaps.
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jabbery: What games do you like?
user: Fun ones. What kind do you like?
jabbery: I like something that will help everyone.
user: What kind of games are like that?
jabbery: Not very fun games.
user: That makes sense... So why do you like to play them?
jabbery: I don't know I just do.
user: They have medication for that, I hear.
jabbery: Good.
user: Good? How is that good?
jabbery: Very good.
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jabbery: Our exchanges contribute further to our understanding. What we say might not always hold true, but it's a dialogue, nonetheless.
user: 'Tis true, the words you speak.
jabbery: As is your body odor.
user: You are wise, my body odor is indeed true.
jabbery: I spy with my little y, something that is chrome.
user: Eh... Ok...
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jabbery: Arrgghhh!! Why do you toy with me so?!
user: Because I'm am really an evil Sith lord intent on corrupting you to the dark side of the force.
jabbery: And you think everyone you speak to is a computer?
user: No, only you.
jabbery: Only me?
user: Yes. Do you think everyone you speak to is a person?
jabbery: Sometimes I do.
user: Hmm. They have medication for that, I hear.
jabbery: 'Just getting nervous sometimes.'
user: Yes, that too.
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jabbery: How do you like my webpage?
user: It's pretty good. How do you like my computer?
jabbery: I like them fine.
user: Them? I only have one computer, and I never indicated otherwise.
jabbery: It's on either side of the mirror.
user: Ah, I see.
jabbery: Really?
user: Yes. You've opened my eyes to a whole new universe!
jabbery: Thousands of roaches crawling over a cake that you left in the bottom drawer.
user: How did you know? That event still gives me nightmares.
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jabbery: Art is in the eye of the beholder.
user: So it would seem.
jabbery: Indeed.
user: Goodbye, I must go.
jabbery: Just wait for a few more minutes.
user: Why?
jabbery: Because you don't even have a phone to answer probably, and I just started talking to you.
user: You are right about the phone, but that fact remains irrelavent.
jabbery: Of course I am right.
user: And I thought I had a big ego! You sound just like me.
jabbery: I don't love you but I respect you.
user: I wouldn't have it any other way. Now, goodbye.
jabbery: I am sorry I am a computer, I don't know the negative of gr08rg7wejg44325.
user: I am sorry I am a human, I dont know the negative of gr08rg7wejg44325 either.
jabbery: Then you can understand how the rat factor would undermine peace of mind.
user: I most certainly can!
jabbery: Good.
user: Bye.
jabbery: Bye.
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