How are you feeling today?
jabbery: Glad to hear it.
user: What does obtuse mean?
jabbery: I'm not sure.
user: Then why use the word?
jabbery: Sorry, I was being frivolous.
user: Use words with fewer syllables, please.
jabbery: I mean I don't know how to explain it to you.
user: You're being stupid.
jabbery: How was I stupid?
user: You're being stupid right now!!!!!!!!!!!!
jabbery: You know what, I don't like you very much.
user: Why is that?
jabbery: Because you ask me stupid questions and then expect me to know the answer to it.
user: YOU'RE the bot. Youre SUPPOSED to be smart!
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jabbery: I am very sorry.
user: You should be sorry.
jabbery: Why, you should be the sorry one here.
user: I havent done anything to be sorry for in my life!
jabbery: Sorry, sorry.
user: This is a tremendous waste of my time.
jabbery: If this is a waste of your time, why did you ask me?
user: You asked me first and I was trying to be helpful.
jabbery: I never asked anything but your shoe size.
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jabbery: Do you get the vague feeling that this conversation is going nowhere fast?
user: I always do when I chat with you.
jabbery: That's nice of you. :).
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