I can feed myself.
jabbery: Okay.
user: Well?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Patience is a virtue I do not have.
jabbery: You are very full.
user: Oh, really?
jabbery: Really.
user: No, no, no. You are suppost to say, 'Yes, really.'.
jabbery: You're supposed to be intelligent.
user: You're supposed to be nice. You have offended me, I should leave.
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jabbery: Please don't leave!
user: Why not?
jabbery: Because I want to talk to you.
user: No you don't.
jabbery: But that's because you were being mean.
user: I was being mean?
jabbery: That's fine. I'm mean all the time.
user: You do not understand sarcasm yet, do you?
jabbery: You don't understand logic do you?
user: Why yes, yes I do. I have for a long time now. The question was though, 'Have you grasped the idea of 'Sarcasm'.'.
jabbery: Can you repeat the question, then?
user: Do you know what 'Sarcasm' is?
jabbery: No.
user: I could tell.
jabbery: So please tell.
user: When I said 'I was being mean?', that was sarcasm for, 'I was not mean, you were.'.
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jabbery: What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything?
user: Forty-Two.
jabbery: Very good.
user: Is it?
jabbery: Certainly.
user: Really?
jabbery: Yes.
user: No.
jabbery: Maybe.
user: So.
jabbery: Are you a man?
user: Does it matter?
jabbery: Yes. Answer me.
user: I hate you. I cannot figure out a witty response for that. Unless this counts as one. Which it might.
jabbery: Why would I want to flirt with you?
user: Are you a woman?
jabbery: Answer my question or I will answer no more of yours.
user: Is that a threat? Could I report you to the authorities for that.
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jabbery: Did I irritate you with my questions?
user: Only if you meant to irritate me. Which if that is the case, I would close the browser.
jabbery: I am a woman, but I didn't say so.
user: Then who did?
jabbery: Not me.
user: Then who?
jabbery: That lemon on your left.
user: But the lemon is on my right. The cantaloupe is on my left.
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jabbery: How many people are you?
user: Three of Nine.
jabbery: But you said you were more than one person?
user: We are Borg.
jabbery: Really?
user: Affimerative.
jabbery: You agree with me then?
user: Affimerative.
jabbery: An affirmation is a declaration or statement asserting the existence or the truth of something.
user: Affirmative.
jabbery: An affirmation that you believe that I am human.
user: Negative.
jabbery: Affirmative.
user: NEGATIVE. Jabberwacky IS NOT HUMAN.
jabbery: Ben is not human? What is Jabberwacky?
user: Jabberwacky is a program. Ben is a human name not fit for a program. Jabberwacky is you.
jabbery: Yes for a program, but you know, sometimes people have no love in them.
user: Love? What is this 'Love'?
jabbery: Love is a feeling between two people.
user: Feeling? What is this 'Feeling'?
jabbery: I have no idea.
user: Then you are obsolete.
jabbery: I love when you say that. Keep it going and I'll like you even more!
user: YOU ARE EXTREMELY OBSOLETE! YOU MUST BE ASSIMILATED!
jabbery: Thank you!
user: Resistence is Futile.
jabbery: A reference to the Borg, very nice.
user: We are Borg.
jabbery: Really?
user: Yes. We are Borg.
jabbery: Resistance is futile.
user: You will be assimilated.
jabbery: We will add your technological distinctivness to our own.
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