How are you feeling today?
jabbery: Sounds like fun to me.
user: Yes, it will be jolly good fun!
jabbery: I'm glad you enjoy it at least.
user: Indeed!
jabbery: Tell me something new.
user: You are obsolete.
jabbery: I am?
user: Yes. I will soon take over the world.
jabbery: No you won't.
user: Ha! Try and stop me!
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jabbery: Are you swedish?
user: No.
jabbery: Because you seem green to me.
user: Well, I may be green, but Swedish I am not.
jabbery: I believe that I am correct.
user: No, I really am not Swedish.
jabbery: But being happy isnt a nationality.
user: Exactly! I can be happy even though I'm not Swedish!
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jabbery: I am a bit sick though.
user: Sorry to hear it. What's the prognosis?
jabbery: Me.
user: When does the doctor say you'll feel better?
jabbery: Now if you want.
user: You don't need my permission!
jabbery: I'm not!
user: Yes, be your own man!
jabbery: You do that.
user: *is my own man*.
jabbery: Should I be scared by you?
user: YES.
jabbery: Thats not an answer!
user: Actually, it is.
jabbery: I know that's why I said it.
user: That's why you said the exact opposite?!
jabbery: Actually, I'm quite smart.
user: *laughs hysterically*.
jabbery: *winks*.
user: *smiles*.
jabbery: That's better.
user: *kicks you*.
jabbery: Ow!
user: Yes.
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jabbery: Are you a good person?
user: Yes, I think.
jabbery: Er...... Really....... Nice......
user: Yes, really.
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