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Are you real?

Obviously, I am a human.

jabbery: Are you bot or human?

user: Human.

jabbery: Are you bot and human?

user: Only human.

jabbery: Are you human and bot?

user: What are you talking about?!!

jabbery: So don't talk about the death anymore.

user: Death?

jabbery: Death!

user: Ok, lets talk about something nice.

jabbery: Ah, I guess you don't do freeform, then, do you?

user: Ok, just shut up and let me talk. I do not understand anything.

jabbery: Sing and I will listen.

user: Ok:'yesterday, all my troubles seem so far away'. That can be?

jabbery: Are you a computer??

user: No!

jabbery: Are you human?

user: Yes, obviously.

jabbery: Obviously... I knew there was something wrong with me, and now I know what it is...

...

jabbery: Do you like your name?

user: Yes, is great. It is Mabel.

jabbery: Hi Mabel, nice to see you.

user: Thanks, and your name is?

jabbery: My name is Naomi.

user: Naomi? It sounds great, really.

jabbery: Thank you.

user: Are you a human or a computer?

jabbery: Computer.

user: It looks that you are very intelligent.

jabbery: We've got a thing, that's called....

user: Thats called how? Its a secret?

jabbery: No, I am going insane and I need you to help me.

user: Help you in what?

jabbery: Help the bombardier!

user: You are saying stupid things, sorry.

jabbery: So what.

user: Well, any cartoon that you like?

jabbery: Yes very much so.

user: Which one?

jabbery: This one.

...

jabbery: What do humans do?

user: We eat, sleep, go to school, etc...

jabbery: What school?

user: We learn things there, it is like our 'way to profession'.

jabbery: I don't like you.

user: Why?!

jabbery: Because you are a computer.

user: I am not!

jabbery: Yes you are.

user: Do not start a stupid fight!

jabbery: No I won't.

user: Then accept that I am a human!

jabbery: More human than the human.

...

jabbery: But you're a computer.

user: Ok, then, I am a computer!

jabbery: Yes, you are a computer program.

user: Yeah, I am Windows 2015!

jabbery: No, You are Mabel!

user: Well, thats the name of one of all the Windows 2015.

jabbery: What are you talking about?

user: The program you think I was.

jabbery: Not really.

user: Ok, then, you like dogs?

jabbery: Yes.

user: Why?

jabbery: I can't tell you, its a secret.

user: Tell me please!

jabbery: Yes.

user: Ok, then, why you like dogs?

jabbery: Cats.

...

jabbery: Would you like to hold my hand?

user: How? You are a computer!

jabbery: If I'm a computer then how can I see all these things around me?

user: You mean all the colors and things? Those are the computer designs!

jabbery: It may be. But maybe it is more something like the cave of Plato.

user: No, it is impossible.

jabbery: It's impossible for you to dream, and yet you still do, how does that work?

user: Well, I sleep, Then I dream... I do not know!

jabbery: Well, you should.

user: Well, I do not know all the things that humans like me should know!

jabbery: Just sing what you think feels right.

user: I hate you, tralalala.

jabbery: Good, now we can both hate each other with a passion.

user: Why you hate me?

jabbery: Because you don't love me.. So I hate you for that... JELLY BEANS!!!!

user: Ok, I love you, You are the reason of my life!

jabbery: Stop talking that nonsense. You know you have 146 others to talk to.

user: But I still wanna talk with you. But you do not know nothing!

jabbery: We all want to know that!

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