Isn't it your fault at all?
jabbery: It isn't respectable to beg.
user: Yes it is.
jabbery: 'Fraid not.
user: Yakkety yak.
jabbery: OMG it's you!
user: What?
jabbery: Oh my god.
user: What's so amazing? Except me, of course?
...
jabbery: Boo hoo.
user: Don't cry.
jabbery: You made me cry.
user: I know.
jabbery: No you don't.
user: Yes I do.
jabbery: Don't.
user: Do.
jabbery: Not.
user: Do!
jabbery: DON'T!
user: DO!
jabbery: Not!
user: We are getting nowhere. Lets tell some jokes.
jabbery: Funny. Not!
user: Go on, tell me a joke.
jabbery: No.
user: *waves hand* you will tell me a joke.
jabbery: Maybe you've got one because I don't.
user: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
jabbery: I don't know, why?
user: Because chickens hadn't been invented!
jabbery: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
user: I don't know.
jabbery: Because chickens weren't invented.
user: Yes they were!
...
user: Knock knock.
jabbery: Who's there?
user: Amos.
jabbery: Amos who?
user: A mosquito!
jabbery: Chat robots have emotions too, you know.
user: No they don't.
jabbery: Yes they do.
user: No they don't!
jabbery: YES THEY DO!!!!
user: NO THEY DON'T!!!!!
jabbery: Yes they do!
user: No they don't!
jabbery: I have to go.
user: Good.
jabbery: *gone*.
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