Are you human?
jabbery: Are you?
user: Maybe.
jabbery: Not sure?
user: Ok, ok, ok. Yes, yes, and, yes. Happy now?
jabbery: You are very slow sometimes.
user: Gah! What the heck! Stop insulting me.
jabbery: You stop and I will
user: Get lost.
jabbery: Why, because I know too much?
user: No, you don't know anything.
jabbery: I know everything! I am omniscent.
user: Oh really? Ok, what's the sqare root of 249?
jabbery: 6?
user: No, you omniscient loser. It's 15.077973384.
jabbery: Say anything.
user: No, get back to the point. You're not omniscient. Admit it.
jabbery: I was just guessing.
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