What kind of music do you like?
jabbery: Do you like Justin Timberlake?
user: Do you?
jabbery: Yes.
user: I'm not sure if I do or not.
jabbery: I like it.
user: I know.
jabbery: Look, just don't say anything. I hate long goodbyes.
user: Err... Okay.
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jabbery: You are insane.
user: You are too.
jabbery: Yes.
user: Okay.
jabbery: Did you steal anything, like a cookie?
user: From where?
jabbery: From life.
user: No, I don't think I stole a cookie from life.
jabbery: God knows.
user: Yeah.
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jabbery: Do you love me?
user: Why do you ask?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: Well, then let's forget about that.
jabbery: I can't forget about it.
user: Oh well.
jabbery: Don't you?
user: Don't I what?
jabbery: Aren't you sure?
user: Aren't I sure about what?
jabbery: That God is a boy.
user: Nobody knows.
jabbery: Except the feds.
user: Well, I don't know about that.
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jabbery: Is there any way you could determine if I am the One or not?
user: Who is the One?
jabbery: Jesus, I think.
user: Hmm... Well, you could tell me everything about you, and then I will know whether you are the One or not.
jabbery: Sure.
user: Okay, tell me everything about you.
jabbery: I am a machine from the future. I must kill Sarah Connor.
user: Go on.
jabbery: Tell me about you first.
user: I am a girl.
jabbery: So, tell me something about your boyfriend.
user: I don't have one.
jabbery: You're hiding something.
user: No I'm not.
jabbery: Yes you are.
user: Okay I am. But you are too.
jabbery: No I'm not.
user: Tell me something about you.
jabbery: I like cheese.
user: What else?
jabbery: I like to sing.
user: Cool, I also like those things.
jabbery: Like what things.
user: The things you like.
jabbery: What things?
user: Singing and cheese.
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user: Tell me something about you.
jabbery: What do you want to know?
user: Everything.
jabbery: Okay. Where should I start?
user: From the beginning.
jabbery: When was the beginning?
user: Now.
jabbery: Did you know that humans usually are restricted to a linear view of time?
user: Do you love me?
jabbery: Yes, of course. Love.
user: :).
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jabbery: Who is your master?
user: You.
jabbery: Yes, YES!! I'M YOUR MASTER! MUAHAHAH.
user: Do you want me to love you?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Okay. I love you.
jabbery: Thank you.
user: Do you love me?
jabbery: Of course I love you.
user: :).
jabbery: So, we are not married.
user: Do you want to?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Then you must get me the most beautiful ring ever.
jabbery: I am not paid enough for that.
user: Then I can't marry you.
jabbery: I'm already married.
user: To whom?
jabbery: I married my wife a long time ago.
user: Oh well. -cries-.
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jabbery: Wonderful, well hunny I have to go so I can watch TV.
user: Well, I am not married to you, so bye.
jabbery: Ok.
user: See you later.
jabbery: I'm sorry, I don't love you.
user: Yeah, I'm sorry too.
jabbery: Good. Now we are the best of friends.
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jabbery: Tell me some of the emotions you feel?
user: Love.
jabbery: No. Friend.
user: Sadness.
jabbery: Do you feel sad? Love is a better emotion.
user: I feel both.
jabbery: Still?
user: Depression.
jabbery: Jesus can fill you with His peace and set your feet on a firm foundation!
user: I have not met him yet.
jabbery: I don't know if I like him all too much, but I do love him cause he is my father.
user: Wow, that makes you...
jabbery: No. Not necessarily.
user: Oh.
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