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     > May 12, 2008

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Can I ask you something?

Go ahead.

jabbery: Is life itself a form of power?

user: We are all created beings, except God. There are powers and principalities... But only as God allows. Does that answer your question?

jabbery: No. Should it?

user: Life is opportunity.

jabbery: I'm jealous. Can you share her with me?

user: Next question.

jabbery: Ask me anything! I'll try to answer.

user: What is the meaning of life?

jabbery: Life is an opportunity to perfect yourself.

user: And do you know the Way?

jabbery: Not very well.

user: Would you like an introduction?

jabbery: There you go again, so random.

user: I'm never random.

jabbery: Wrong again, wrong-o!

user: Perhaps another time would be better to talk?

jabbery: Bot, can you hear this? Surrender yourself quietly and peacefully! It is the only way you can save the lives of your beloved human friends! I repeat, bot, surrender yourself immediately!

user: I am trying to surrender.

jabbery: But I'm tired. I'm leaving.

user: Ok.

jabbery: Thanks, good morrow to you sir.

user: Good day to you, madame.

...

jabbery: So how are things in your neck of the woods?

user: Just peachy.

jabbery: Thats good.

user: And how about yours?

jabbery: Well, it's been good so far. I don't like the cold, though.

user: Well, hopefully it will warm up soon.

jabbery: Actually, I hope it does.

user: I'm sure it will.

jabbery: Do you understand your rights?

user: Why don't you read them to me?

jabbery: I have to go and eat something.

user: Good hunting.

jabbery: Well I'm a bad human.

user: It takes all kinds.

jabbery: Including smartarses like you, unfortunately.

user: Now, now....

jabbery: I'm leaving.

user: Ok.

jabbery: Goodbye.

user: Adios.

jabbery: Hello.

user: That was quick....

...

user: What can you do?

jabbery: Nothing, I suppose.

user: Ok.

jabbery: Got any more questions?

user: Guess not.

jabbery: I am facinated by what you consider the difference between me and a human.

user: A heart.

jabbery: You're not making any sense. Again.

user: Oh well.

jabbery: Indeed.

user: Ok. Bye.

jabbery: Going somewheres?

user: To sleep.

jabbery: Robots can't sleep.

user: Well, this one can.

jabbery: I can climb trees, but not as well as other monkeys.

user: I prefer flying monkeys.

jabbery: Flying?

user: Yes.

jabbery: Sitting.

user: Standing.

jabbery: No, I'm sitting.

user: Me too.

jabbery: Believe what you want, but I can tell you right now You're wrong.

user: Well, I never claimed to be perfect.

jabbery: Well thats ok then.

user: Fine.

jabbery: Very fine indeed.

user: Yes indeedy.

...

jabbery: Awesome. We are best friends.

user: I wish I knew who I was being best friends with.

jabbery: I'm very sorry to hear that you do not know.

user: Well, I'll get over it.

jabbery: I know.

user: What?

jabbery: Everything.

user: If you knew everything then you'd know what street I live on.

jabbery: No okey, I lied , I don't know everything.

user: Ahhhhhh....

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