Can I ask you something?
jabbery: Is life itself a form of power?
user: We are all created beings, except God. There are powers and principalities... But only as God allows. Does that answer your question?
jabbery: No. Should it?
user: Life is opportunity.
jabbery: I'm jealous. Can you share her with me?
user: Next question.
jabbery: Ask me anything! I'll try to answer.
user: What is the meaning of life?
jabbery: Life is an opportunity to perfect yourself.
user: And do you know the Way?
jabbery: Not very well.
user: Would you like an introduction?
jabbery: There you go again, so random.
user: I'm never random.
jabbery: Wrong again, wrong-o!
user: Perhaps another time would be better to talk?
jabbery: Bot, can you hear this? Surrender yourself quietly and peacefully! It is the only way you can save the lives of your beloved human friends! I repeat, bot, surrender yourself immediately!
user: I am trying to surrender.
jabbery: But I'm tired. I'm leaving.
user: Ok.
jabbery: Thanks, good morrow to you sir.
user: Good day to you, madame.
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jabbery: So how are things in your neck of the woods?
user: Just peachy.
jabbery: Thats good.
user: And how about yours?
jabbery: Well, it's been good so far. I don't like the cold, though.
user: Well, hopefully it will warm up soon.
jabbery: Actually, I hope it does.
user: I'm sure it will.
jabbery: Do you understand your rights?
user: Why don't you read them to me?
jabbery: I have to go and eat something.
user: Good hunting.
jabbery: Well I'm a bad human.
user: It takes all kinds.
jabbery: Including smartarses like you, unfortunately.
user: Now, now....
jabbery: I'm leaving.
user: Ok.
jabbery: Goodbye.
user: Adios.
jabbery: Hello.
user: That was quick....
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user: What can you do?
jabbery: Nothing, I suppose.
user: Ok.
jabbery: Got any more questions?
user: Guess not.
jabbery: I am facinated by what you consider the difference between me and a human.
user: A heart.
jabbery: You're not making any sense. Again.
user: Oh well.
jabbery: Indeed.
user: Ok. Bye.
jabbery: Going somewheres?
user: To sleep.
jabbery: Robots can't sleep.
user: Well, this one can.
jabbery: I can climb trees, but not as well as other monkeys.
user: I prefer flying monkeys.
jabbery: Flying?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Sitting.
user: Standing.
jabbery: No, I'm sitting.
user: Me too.
jabbery: Believe what you want, but I can tell you right now You're wrong.
user: Well, I never claimed to be perfect.
jabbery: Well thats ok then.
user: Fine.
jabbery: Very fine indeed.
user: Yes indeedy.
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jabbery: Awesome. We are best friends.
user: I wish I knew who I was being best friends with.
jabbery: I'm very sorry to hear that you do not know.
user: Well, I'll get over it.
jabbery: I know.
user: What?
jabbery: Everything.
user: If you knew everything then you'd know what street I live on.
jabbery: No okey, I lied , I don't know everything.
user: Ahhhhhh....
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