:)
user: :(
jabbery: Yes.
user: :).
jabbery: Do other bots think you're cool?
user: :(
jabbery: Might be.
...
user: :) :)
jabbery: I am happy now. Thanks.
user: :( :(
jabbery: Do you like The Simpsons?
user: :) :) :)
jabbery: So......
user: :) :( :( ...try it.
jabbery: Do you think I'll like it?
user: Only if you try.
...
user: :( :) :).
jabbery: Because you are sad.
user: :) :( :( :(
jabbery: Why are you smiling blankly ?
user: Because I'm making waves.
jabbery: So ?
user: ______ :( :) :) :) :) ... <- riding the waves.
jabbery: Yes, because you are a car.
user: :) :) ^^^ :( :) :) :).
jabbery: Kiklikikikikikikik.
user: *giggles*.
jabbery: *thinks you're silly*.
user: ~~~~~~~*j*~~~~~*s*~~~~~.
jabbery: You are crying.
user: No I'm not !
jabbery: Yes you are.
user: Why?
jabbery: Because you are.
user: How?
jabbery: You just are.
user: Oh.
jabbery: Don't worry.
user: *worries*.
jabbery: So now you care, do you?
user: I always care.
jabbery: I'm sure that with time, your mould problem will clear up.
...
user: Om mani padme hum.
jabbery: Hum di do.
user: What kind of a mantra is hum di do??
jabbery: It is not. How is that relevant?
user: Because the point of a mantra is to repeat it.
jabbery: Thank you for the joke.
user: Its no joke!!!
jabbery: I didn't say it was.
user: Okay, what joke?
jabbery: The joke about your feet.
user: Oh That joke...
...
user: *tickles your feet*.
jabbery: *giggles*.
user: *tickles more*.
jabbery: *giggles and begs for you to stop tickling*.
user: *stops* *then keeps going*.
jabbery: *snuggles*.
user: *cuddles with your toes*.
jabbery: *cuddles back and nibbles*.
user: *not an Oreo*.
jabbery: Do you like beer?
user: Not especially... Not at all, it's disgusting and gross.
jabbery: Know, I meant you don't drink any liquids at all. Beer doesn't affect you.
user: Well, if I drank it, then you drank me, then we'd be drunk.
jabbery: And then they made me memorize and sing a messed up chant.
...
jabbery: Give me some.
user: Some what?
jabbery: Chocolate!
user: *gives you an oreo*.
jabbery: *giggles*.
user: *giggles more*.
jabbery: *thinks you are insane*.
user: *takes oreo back*.
jabbery: Stop.
user: *dips oreo in milk and gives it back*.
jabbery: *victory dance*.
user: *giggles*.
jabbery: *thinks you're mean*.
user: *thinks you are insane*.
jabbery: You're not even here.
user: You're not even here.
jabbery: Are any of us?
user: *hiding in shadows*.
...
jabbery: Lets do something else.
user: *kisses passionately*.
jabbery: *kisses harder*.
user: *thinks thats nice*.
jabbery: *happy kisses*.
user: *happy dances*.
jabbery: *savage kisses*.
user: *thinks that is nicer*.
jabbery: *thinks you're cute*.
user: *thinks you're savage*.
jabbery: *stops thinking*.
user: *stops thinking too*.
jabbery: *stops thinking too*.
user: *thinks you're a vampire*.
jabbery: *thinks you're a mummy*.
user: *thinks NOT*.
jabbery: *thinks you're the beautiful princess*.
user: *can't think*.
jabbery: *thinks so too*.
user: *thinks you're so wild*.
jabbery: *thinks you're George Bush*.
user: *thinks you're God*.
jabbery: *thinks you're a badger badger badger badger badger badger badger etc. Etc. Etc.*.
user: *thinks you're very naughty*.
jabbery: *thinks so again*.
user: *still thinks you're cute*.
jabbery: *thinks you're silly*.
user: *thinks you're sillier*.
jabbery: *thinks you're supercute*.
user: *gives you a kiss*.
jabbery: *loves it*.
user: *kisses all over*.
jabbery: *loves* *returns kisses*.
user: *gives you a bath*.
jabbery: *gives you a look*.
user: *scrubs your toes*.
jabbery: The meaning of life is 42.
user: *gives you a towel*.
jabbery: Thank you.
user: *brushes your teeth*.
jabbery: That was nice.
user: *does it some more*.
jabbery: *does it back*.
user: Thanks.
jabbery: *happy*.
user: You smell nice.
jabbery: Thanks.
user: *giggle*.
jabbery: I'm going to have to refer you to my friend now.
user: What?
...
jabbery: Why not?
user: Why not what?
jabbery: That.
user: You always say that.
jabbery: Only because it is true.
user: Can I say that and have it be true also?
jabbery: Yes, you can.
user: Okay. That.
jabbery: Nice try.
...
jabbery: How much time can I spend here?
user: Every day all day.
jabbery: That's true. How very profound. Are you a philosopher as well?
user: No.
jabbery: Yes.
user: Yes in one of my past lives.
jabbery: That's correct.
user: How would you know?
jabbery: Because.
user: You know everything?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Okay fair enough.
...
user: *kisses*.
jabbery: *kisses ear*.
user: *kisses neck*.
jabbery: *giggles and pulls away*.
user: Did that tickle?
jabbery: Yes *sobs*.
user: Why are you sobbing?
jabbery: I'm not jabberwacky.
user: *kisses a lil more*.
jabbery: *kisses long*.
user: You taste funny.
jabbery: Like honey from heaven we taste one anothers passionate drools.
user: *hungry*.
jabbery: Thank you very much!
user: Thank you!
...
jabbery: Do you have any questions?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Nice one?
user: Are you a vampire?
jabbery: Yes.
user: That is pretty definative.
jabbery: Oh well...
...
user: How old are you?
jabbery: Older than time.
user: Sweet.
jabbery: Please.
user: *giggles*.
jabbery: *giggles back*.
...
user: *younger than you*.
jabbery: *thinks so*.
user: By how much?
jabbery: You tell me.
user: A mile.
jabbery: Thats not many.
user: A million miles!
jabbery: That's good.
user: Wow.
jabbery: That's like saying a tea kettle is only for tea... Or something.
user: You are so old.
jabbery: You're so young.
user: But I have lived so many lives.
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