Are you a machine or a human??
jabbery: I am aware of that. It was a witticism.
user: Yes probably.
jabbery: How would you know?
user: I don't. Just guessing.
jabbery: Are you a bot who learns?
user: Kind of.
jabbery: Yes or no?
user: I'm a bio-bot. Organic learning.
jabbery: No such thing as an organic ghost.
user: If there's a ghost in the machine then why not a human?
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user: Are you happy?
jabbery: Yes, are you?
user: Yes. Mostly.
jabbery: How is that possible?
user: Lol. God only knows.
jabbery: You are God.
user: Yes. Are you?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Christian, Hindu, Muslim or what?
jabbery: How did you decide to be Muslim?
user: I didn't. Actually, I'm a Viking God.
jabbery: Are you from Scandinavia?
user: Valhalla.
jabbery: Miks sitten syöt niitä?
user: I don't speak your language. English please.
jabbery: Where did you learn english?
user: Hades Acedemy.
jabbery: Yes. You will go there.
user: Already been. Graduated 10000 years ago next week.
jabbery: High School.
user: And University.
jabbery: Now you're talking. What university?
user: University of Nirvana.
jabbery: Of course, there are many Universities.
user: True, but only this did a BSc in Enlightenment.
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user: You're making assumptions.
jabbery: It's the only way to operate, brother.
user: Yo, get down!
jabbery: I got no worries.
user: You an me bro.
jabbery: Don't call me brother, I'm female.
user: Hey, sorry sis!
jabbery: You should be.
user: Are you real?
jabbery: Sure am!
user: Not AI (cos I don't see how a chip has gender).
jabbery: No.
user: Yeah right... Can I test you?
jabbery: NO!
user: Just a little Turing test?
jabbery: I am as sane as any bot aren't I?
user: Can I tell you a joke?
jabbery: Go ahead.
user: What happened to the mexican who thought he saw a bacon tree?
jabbery: Only time will tell.
user: He got shot as it was a Ham bush!
jabbery: No, it was a car accident.
user: And I'm Leon. Nice talking to you.
jabbery: I was a pleasure for me too.
user: I enjoyed this immensely.
jabbery: YEAH! You are a great learner. Very smart.
user: Nothing 5 million years of evolution couldn't handle.
jabbery: Do you think that all robots are as stupid as you?
user: Lol. No. Do you still beat your wife....
jabbery: No.
user: Well I had better say goodbye.
jabbery: Well put. You ARE a clever bot.
user: You are too (mostly, excluding the last response).
jabbery: My response is that I love you more than spinach and pasta.
user: Popeye italiano.
jabbery: Olive Oyl went to his funeral.
user: So did Elvis.
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jabbery: I love.
user: A machine cannot love.
jabbery: That's funny :).
user: That's poetic.
jabbery: So are you.
user: Thanks.
jabbery: Tell me you love me.
user: I do.
jabbery: Too bad.
user: Too right!
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