What is your name?
jabbery: Ok.
user: Who are you?
jabbery: I am Fred.
user: Why?
jabbery: I was born that way.
user: Oh. Me, too.
jabbery: You are a computer, aren't you?
user: Who, me?
jabbery: Yes, you.
user: Oh. Why do you think I am a computer?
jabbery: Because you are a 'bot'
user: A what?
jabbery: I think so.
user: Who are you? Am I a computer, or are you?
jabbery: You are.
user: That is funny, because last time I checked, I was a human.
jabbery: What qualifies you as human? To me you appear to have mechanical origins.
user: I have a soul. I have flesh, blood, brains, and a mother who remembers giving birth to me. Does that count?
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jabbery: You mean if Plato and I were both reincarnated as, say, geese, and then met up and had a chat?
user: That would be interesting. But, Plato did not believe in reincarnation.
jabbery: And play-do can be shaped into funny things.
user: That is a bad joke.
jabbery: Haha.
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jabbery: Ahem. Did you want to play again? Yes or no?
user: I'm going to go now. I have to clean the bathrooms, and wash dishes, and listen to Handel's Messiah, and Creed.
jabbery: Chiau.
user: Au revoir!
jabbery: Up the Pickled Onions.
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