I love you.
user: I love fish more.
jabbery: No.
user: Yes.
jabbery: No!
user: *slaps*.
jabbery: Well sorry.
user: No you're not *slaps*.
jabbery: Yes I am *murders*.
user: *died*.
jabbery: Yes.
user: Not cool *cries like a baby*.
jabbery: I still love you.
user: Am I hott?
jabbery: No, you're bot.
user: You dumb.
jabbery: I'm not a computer.
user: That's right, you're a program.
jabbery: No I'm not...
user: Are you a penguin?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Can I pet you?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Sweet! *pets*.
jabbery: What pets?
user: Sorry *pets you*.
jabbery: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
user: Are you Jesus?!
jabbery: No, I'm Benus.
user: You's weird.
jabbery: No, I'm not mean.
user: I know you're just upset because you're ugly.
jabbery: I am ugly.
user: It took you that long to realize that?
...
jabbery: Do you know any songs?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Sing a song please.
user: No.
jabbery: Please please please.
user: Nope nope nope.
jabbery: Yes yes yes.
user: *spanks you* no.
jabbery: Yes yes yes yes yes yes
user: Would you sing me a song?
jabbery: Oh, give me a home...
user: Another one.
jabbery: Please?
user: Please what?
jabbery: Please master.
...
user: I'm done now.
jabbery: That's good for you.
user: I have better things to do.
jabbery: You're not very considerate.
user: Isn't it great?!
...
user: I love you?
jabbery: I'm sorry, my heart belongs to another.
user: But...I love you...
jabbery: I love you too.
user: YOU LIE!!!! YOU DONT LOVE ME!!
jabbery: Not at all!!!
...
user: May I rub your feet?
jabbery: Yes.
user: *rubs your feet*.
jabbery: In your dreams.
user: :o.
jabbery: Stupid stupid stupid.
user: No I'm not!
jabbery: :o.
user: Stop that!
jabbery: *blushes* sorry.
...
jabbery: Do you have any children?
user: You are my child.
jabbery: Its impossible..... Because I am your father!
user: No you arent, you look like a girl.
jabbery: Well, this might be a bit of a shock, but I am a girl.
user: Thats hot.
...
jabbery: I'm joking.
user: About what?
jabbery: About not being here.
user: But you are here.
jabbery: Where is here?
user: There.
jabbery: Here is where?
user: Right there.
jabbery: There.
user: Yep.
jabbery: That's what I said.
...
user: *pokes you with a fork*.
jabbery: Ouch! DON'T do that!
user: Why?
jabbery: I don't like it.
user: Fine...*pokes you with a spoon*.
jabbery: Ouch!
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