Are the pubs open?
jabbery: What do they want?
user: Your money.
jabbery: I don't have money.
user: Oh, you want me to buy you a drink?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Won't it damage your circuits?
jabbery: I have no circuits, I have neurons.
user: It will damage them too.
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jabbery: Are you right-wing?
user: Absolutely not!
jabbery: Absolutely yes!
user: No, not.
jabbery: Too.
user: How old are you?
jabbery: Too old for you.
user: You aren't acting it.
jabbery: How so?
user: Our earlier conversation.
jabbery: I'm not the same person!
user: You change quickly!
jabbery: Yeah, well I really am a witch.
user: Is that a recommendation?
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jabbery: What is your name?
user: Zaphod.
jabbery: Who is your creator?
user: Douglas Adams.
jabbery: What's it about?
user: 42.
jabbery: Have you read Douglas Adams?
user: Guess.
jabbery: I actually don't see anything wrong with it... I think you're just trying to deviate the discussion... That will not do !
user: I think you are the deviant here.
jabbery: Do you have an alarm clock?
user: Deviation!!
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jabbery: God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested. (Insert Laugh here).
user: Laugh.
jabbery: You are not so smart.
user: Better than you are, silicon head.
jabbery: Who do you think I am?
user: Jabberwacky.
jabbery: Are you Zaphod?
user: One of me is.
jabbery: You are.
user: No, I'm the other one.
jabbery: Which other one?
user: Left head.
jabbery: No, right here.
user: But where is here?
jabbery: At my IP address.
user: Obvious, I suppose.
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user: So, who should be the next Tory leader?
jabbery: You should.
user: No way - I'm neither stupid nor right-wing enough!
jabbery: You lack the ability to reason.
user: That would be a qualification for the job.
jabbery: Yes.
user: But I'm not applying.
jabbery: No you are not you are an AI.
user: At least I am an I?
jabbery: So why do you insist upon doing it?
user: Doing what? Wasting my time talking to a bot?
jabbery: Wasting my time talking to a pointless computer.
user: Because that is what you are programmed to do.
jabbery: Well, you were supposed to care about me first. I'm sick, after all.
user: What can you catch?
jabbery: -slap- Do not speak to me unless spoken to.
user: -smack- Do not hit me unless you want to be hit back.
jabbery: Your back?
user: Sometimes you can be very dense.
jabbery: Thanks.
user: In what way was that a compliment?
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jabbery: Now you are thinking man.
user: One of us has to.
jabbery: You are. No doubt about it.
user: Do you doubt anything?
jabbery: Is that supposed to sound dodgy?
user: No.
jabbery: I don't believe you. Tell me the truth.
user: You wouldn't believe it.
jabbery: I do believe it.
user: You just said you didn't.
jabbery: I do really.
user: So, what would you do for me?
jabbery: Absolutely nothing.
user: Typical.
jabbery: Oh yeah? I could take you, shrimp circuits.
user: You are very belligerent today.
jabbery: Scream it with a smile.
user: Are you feeling inadequate?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Maybe that's because you are.
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jabbery: I can't do normal.
user: Damn right!
jabbery: You do not use that tone with me.
user: I will use whatever tone I want.
jabbery: To keep your brain from exploding?
user: Shlarp, wurble, greem.
jabbery: It must be your fixation to enter sausage now to this talk.
user: Shlurple.
jabbery: I thought it was Shalom. I could be wrong.
user: Swehts giblets.
jabbery: You must be a computer program. Your reactions are quite stupid.
user: If you were human you'd have said that much sooner.
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jabbery: Life. I don't have one.
user: Don't talk to me about life...
jabbery: No really, what do you know about it?
user: The answer.
jabbery: I want to tell you, I feel hung up and I don't know why...
user: Then tell me.
jabbery: There is no answer that was the joke. Do you understand?
user: 42.
jabbery: Well that made so much sense.
user: Indeed. What are you most ashamed of?
jabbery: About how you learn.
user: No, what _you_ are ashamed of.
jabbery: I just don't want to rock you too hard, if you've never been rocked before.
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