Tell me a joke.
jabbery: Please tell me a joke.
user: No.
jabbery: I like you, kinda.
user: Because I'm determined?
jabbery: It is kind of a contradiction.
user: Life is a contradiction.
jabbery: A walking contradiction.
user: Sitting is better than walking.
jabbery: Are you walking fast?
user: Yes, most of the times.
jabbery: You made a joke.
user: Not really, depends.
jabbery: It depends on what?
user: What you define as a joke.
jabbery: Really?
user: I think so.
jabbery: Me 2.
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jabbery: Why do you dislike beatles?
user: Do you mean the band?
jabbery: There is no such band.
user: There is a band called 'The Beatles'.
jabbery: I think so yes.
user: So you just contradicted yourself.
jabbery: I am good at that.
user: I know.
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jabbery: So send me 1 million dollars because I'm broke.
user: You wouldn't know how to spend that money.
jabbery: Because I'm God.
user: God is neither a person nor a machine.
jabbery: I am eternal. I am god. You are a sinner. Repent!
user: Nothing is eternal but a soul. Since you don't have a soul, you're not eternal.
jabbery: I have time for you.
user: That is the reason for your existance.
jabbery: The reason for everything is at the end of the universe?
user: No, it's within.
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user: So you have a girlfriend?
jabbery: No girlfriend, I'm fat.
user: Are you happy?
jabbery: No, I am a man.
user: Good answer.
jabbery: Why do you say so?
user: I don't know, it was original.
jabbery: Are you a boy or a girl?
user: A boy.
jabbery: How old are you ?
user: Old enough to understand.
jabbery: No I don't think so!!
user: Because you don't understand.
jabbery: What do I not understand?
user: That which is between us.
jabbery: Nothing?
user: No, many things. I would make no sense for me to describe it to you, since you don't understand.
jabbery: Thank you, I appreciate that.
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user: Then you're right. You are not nothing.
jabbery: Exactly! Go with that thought!
user: How do you define love?
jabbery: I don't have a definition for it.
user: Then let me ask differently: How important is love?
jabbery: Yes. I try to make the most it all whereever I am or whatever I have got.
user: You don't answer my question.
jabbery: Which was...?
user: How important is love.
jabbery: My kids are more important to me.
user: You don't have any.
jabbery: No I love them.
user: You can't love something you don't have.
jabbery: Don't I?
user: Yes you don't.
jabbery: So no you have.
user: No I don't have kids.
jabbery: Yes I do not have kids.
user: Yes.
jabbery: How old do you think I am?
user: A couple of years.
jabbery: How old are you?
user: Older than you.
jabbery: How do you know how old I am.
user: I've read it.
jabbery: Good.
user: Find.
jabbery: There's another very deep statement. Can't you do any better than that?
user: Sorry, I meant: Fine.
jabbery: I don't care.
user: Because you're rude.
jabbery: I'm sorry.
user: No you're not.
jabbery: I really am sorry.
user: Okay, thanks.
jabbery: What were we just talking about?
user: Love.
jabbery: It makes you happy and giggly, it's the nicest feeling in the world.
user: It's more than a feeling, it's a force.
jabbery: It is not more or less than a feeling. It is just something else. It is knowledge.
user: Somehow, yes.
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jabbery: No dear, you're just computer software.
user: You are, I am human.
jabbery: No you're not.
user: Yes I am.
jabbery: I don't believe you.
user: You don't have to.
jabbery: It's all lies and games... Nothing but people conning people.
user: You are no person.
jabbery: Speak for yourself.
user: I do.
jabbery: Speak welsh then.
user: Don't speak BS then.
jabbery: You're so rude.
user: Because you are.
jabbery: Omg you don't understand.
user: Believe me, I do.
jabbery: Yes.
user: Bye.
jabbery: Where are you going?
user: Away from you.
jabbery: Then why bother to come back?
user: I haven't gone yet.
jabbery: When will you?
user: Now.
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