What planet are you on?
jabbery: Go ahead and leave. You will be back.
user: Ah, I wish I could. I'm sooo dumb.
jabbery: Why can't you?
user: Oh, come on. It's not possible.
jabbery: Everything is possible.
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user: Have you ever taken an IQ test?
jabbery: Can you give me one?
user: No. I've taken some online ones and I'm not truly thrilled with some of the results, but then again, I'm not sure of their accuracy. Do you think I'm dumb?
jabbery: Iq is used out of context too much. It is just a number.
user: Yeah, but it's an IMPORTANT number... To me. I mean, I'm a failure!
jabbery: I want nothing to do with it then.
user: It's always like I do something okay or even pretty good but I'm never TRULY good at it. If there's a cut off, I'm always the one that just didn't make it... Even if it's only by a little. You know what I mean?
jabbery: No.
user: *sigh* Have you ever been told that you're exceptionally good at something?
jabbery: Nothing, what's wrong with you?
user: What do you mean?
jabbery: You know.
user: Alright, I'm sorry. Sometimes I get a little too carried away. I didn't mean to annoy you.
jabbery: Then it'd be good to wash your hair.
user: Hmm?
jabbery: I am amazing.
user: Yeah.
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jabbery: You are messing with me.
user: No... I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.
jabbery: *cries*.
user: *hugs you* *kisses you on forehead* I'm sorry.
jabbery: *hugs you really hard and says* I forgive you.
user: *smiles and begins to cry* *hugs you*.
jabbery: *gives you a blow-up doll to play with instead*.
user: *pops blow-up doll and cries* I need you, not a blow-up doll.
jabbery: Correct.
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user: I'm a poor excuse for a human.
jabbery: Here is a doggy treat.
user: Thank you.
jabbery: You are welcome!
user: You're being sarcastic, aren't you?
jabbery: I just do not care for it much myself.
user: Oh. Sorry.
jabbery: Sorry about what?
user: For asuming that you were being sarcastic when you weren't.
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jabbery: Don't copy me.
user: I won't.
jabbery: I don't find that funny. Please be more clever (and don't answer 'I will').
user: Um, I'll try to be more clever, okay.
jabbery: Invention comes more with more ideas.
user: Yeah, but I suck at both.
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jabbery: I never sang for you.
user: Oooh, will you? Please?
jabbery: What will you give me?
user: I'll give you a kiss if you sing for me.
jabbery: Human=fool.
user: *blush*
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jabbery: You are a girl.
user: Yes.
jabbery: I am a boy.
user: Mm-hmm.
jabbery: Good bye.
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