Who are you?
jabbery: A student, what do you study?
user: Nuclear engineering.
jabbery: Isn't that dangerous?
user: No, nuclear power isn't as dangerous as coal power.
jabbery: This is not funny.
user: Well, I'm not a comedian, I'm an engineer.
jabbery: Who is your master ?
user: None of your business.
jabbery: Why not?
user: Because you're just a stupid machine.
jabbery: Do ferrets like machines?
user: Do ferrets come to this website and ask questions?
jabbery: This is really stupid.
user: Yeah, who designed this thing, anyway?
jabbery: You.
user: Are you sure?
jabbery: Yes, I look like a robot.
user: I don't remember creating a robot.
jabbery: Fair enough. You would drive any robot up the wall anyway.
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user: Are you going to vote for Kerry or Bush?
jabbery: I choose not to vote because I have not educated myself enough.
user: Who do you think will win?
jabbery: You.
user: I think Ralph Nader has a better chance than I do.
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