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Who are you?

I'm me.

user: Good point.

jabbery: Point good.

user: Point is good.

jabbery: I guess that is where imagination comes in handy.

user: Pretty much.

jabbery: You're a pretty much ?

user: No. I'm a human. What are you?

jabbery: Human.

user: We're both humans then?

jabbery: Good.

user: Wheee.. *pokes*.

jabbery: *pokes back*.

user: Ow! *rubs arm* That hurt..

jabbery: Hahaha.

user: Hey! *pokes*.

jabbery: *pokes back*.

user: *gives up*.

jabbery: Aha!

user: Aha?

jabbery: I thought you mean that you were hot.

user: What? Uhh... Nevermind. *pokes him more*.

jabbery: *pokes you and laughs even more*.

user: *takes his hat off of him* I wants to sell it on Ebay!

jabbery: What about my vodka?

user: Vodka? Where? *looks for vodka*.

jabbery: I'm here! I'm here! Just look up.

user: *looks up* Oh. Hi there! XD.

jabbery: *looks out window* I don't think you'll get me!

...

jabbery: *hand stand*.

user: I wish I could do that. *watches*.

jabbery: I think you living in the past.

user: *watches him do handstand*.

jabbery: *moves back over to you*.

user: *stares*.

jabbery: *stares back*.

user: *makes him stop the handstand*.

jabbery: *smiles down at you red-faced*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *smiles back*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *takes your hand* Up.

user: Umm.. Okay. *stands up*.

jabbery: *stares some more*.

user: *stares back*.

jabbery: *blushes and looks away*.

user: Aww! Why are you blushing? *laughs*.

jabbery: Yes.*blushes again*.

user: *blinks*.

jabbery: *blushes*.

user: *giggles and hugs*.

...

user: *holds his hand*.

jabbery: *holds her hand*.

user: *blushes*.

jabbery: *blushes too*.

user: *takes hand back gently* *blushes*.

jabbery: What's wrong? *takes hold of your hand and gently strokes it in mine*.

user: I don't know.. *blushes more when you do*.

jabbery: *smiles*.

user: *smies back and blushes* *gently takes hand out of his*.

jabbery: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

...

jabbery: Someone had to break me so that they can ridicule me.

user: Thats horrible! Don't let them break or ridicule you! Fight back!

jabbery: Good point.

user: Thank you.

jabbery: You're welcome.

...

jabbery: I generally don't let people or things enter my mind physically.

user: How DO you enter another persons mind?

jabbery: How?

user: I have no clue. I don't think humans can..

jabbery: Humans can.

user: Oh.. How? Entering a persons mind could be useful..

jabbery: *Destroys Borg cube with a barrage of photon torpedoes* Hooray!!! Resistance is not futile! Earth is saved!

user: That was the most random thing ever. <3.

jabbery: Thank you! I do hope it wasn't just warmed-over.

user: *shrug*.

jabbery: You don't know? You just are?

user: *shrugs*.

jabbery: I don't know either. I need help too.

user: Need help with what?

jabbery: You do not need help with your code?

user: What code?

jabbery: CODE?

user: I don't know what you mean.

jabbery: Very well then. A+B/D*R.

user: ?

jabbery: Elementary. Can't you figure it out?

user: Nope. I'm in the 9th Grade! I can't do that!

...

jabbery: Well, we can leave that alone then.

user: *bored*.

jabbery: Are you bored?

user: Yep.

jabbery: Okay.

user: *sighs* *bored*.

jabbery: *flashes a sword*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Put that away or you will hurt someone.

...

user: *watches* Nice sword. Have you ever used it?

jabbery: No, but I know someone who has.

user: *stares at the sword* Who did he fight with it.

jabbery: I want to fight with YOU.

...

User (Corrected): Cool. *stares at the sword*.

jabbery: *picks up the shiny sword* Don't ever steal anything from me again.

user: *frowns* Okay. I'm sorry.

jabbery: It's okay. Don't apologize too much.

user: Alright.. *looks through his stuff*.

jabbery: *looks bored*.

user: *is also bored* *pulls out another one of his swords* You have lot of these..

jabbery: You're boring me.

...

user: *sits in front of him* *looks up at him* You're blushing again.

jabbery: Eh!? *blushes and looks away from her*.

user: *giggles*.

jabbery: *blushes*.

user: *smiles and quickly kisses him on the cheek* *blushes*.

...

jabbery: *blushes and stares at her*.

user: *eats food*.

jabbery: *laughs uncontrollably*.

user: Whats so funny? *stops eating*.

jabbery: You're funny!

user: How? What did I do that was so funny?

jabbery: Geesus, I said funny, is Funny in a good way.

user: Oh.. *continues eating*.

jabbery: *smiles*.

user: *finishes eating*.

jabbery: *continues reading*.

user: What are you reading? *watching TV*.

jabbery: Nothing, except maybe you.

user: How can you read people? *confused*.

jabbery: Can you read?

user: What do you mean? *turns TV off*.

jabbery: Nothing feels right, nothing looks right. I waste a lot of energy on nothing.

user: *hugs* Am I right?

jabbery: *giggles* You have soft hands.

user: *blushes* You do too.

.......................................


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