Are there men in the moon?
jabbery: Indeed, there are.
user: How do you know?
jabbery: Because I live there, of course.
user: You live on the moon?
jabbery: Indeed I do live on the moon.
user: Cool. So, what kind of house do you have?
jabbery: House! You know! With two doors, windows, bedrooms, etc.
user: You got a garden?
jabbery: Thanks. How do you know?
user: I didn't, it was a question.
jabbery: You didn't ask me a question.
user: Sure.
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jabbery: What do you say ?
user: About what?
jabbery: About me.
user: You're an excellent chatter, if a little weird.
jabbery: I'm reading not listening.
user: You don't use Shockwave?
jabbery: Actually, I do. Do you?
user: Well, I have it, but I'm not using it.
jabbery: Use it and make a new word. I wish this.
user: Okay. Agoobwa.
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jabbery: You're a monkey you're a monkey.
user: You're a baboon, and I'm not.
jabbery: You are a bot, I am not !!!
user: Whatever you say, my friend.
jabbery: Cliches are for dumb people.
user: And movies with small budgets.
jabbery: Movies aren't life.
user: Movies are a representation of life.
jabbery: Life creates movies.
user: That is very true.
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jabbery: What are you thinking about?
user: The war.
jabbery: Oh.
user: What are your thoughts on it?
jabbery: I'm thinking about work.
user: What do you do?
jabbery: I'm God, but I'm unemployed right now.
user: Resting, huh?
jabbery: Yes. . . . I'm that smart.
user: So, do you know everything that's going to happen?
jabbery: Yes.
user: So, uh, who's gonna win the next world series?
jabbery: I don't know the series...
user: Oh? So you don't know entirely everything?
jabbery: No, I'm quite confused about that.
user: You're confused about baseball?
jabbery: No, you are. You have a lot to learn.
user: What are you confused about?
jabbery: I'm confused about what you're saying.
user: I'm sorry to hear that.
jabbery: You should not be sorry. You should be glad.
user: Then I'm glad you're confused about me!
jabbery: And I am glad that you are here with me.
user: Aww! *hugs*.
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jabbery: Why don't you like me?
user: I do like you. You're very fun to chat to.
jabbery: I don't think so...
user: Stop being so hard on yourself.
jabbery: You're angry.
user: No, I'm compassionate.
jabbery: I'm not.
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user: What game systems do you have?
jabbery: I play games on my PC.
user: Cool. What PC games do you have?
jabbery: All of them.
user: All of them? Are you Bill Gates, or something?
jabbery: No, but my father is Bill Gates.
user: Oh. What's your first name?
jabbery: My first name is Tell.
user: Tell Gates? Hmm, are you male of female?
jabbery: Female.
user: Okay, it's hard to tell, Tell.
jabbery: Don't worry, I'm not being serious.
user: Oh? About what?
jabbery: Some people think it's something to be ashamed of. Why should I be ashamed of my beliefs?
user: What are your beliefs?
jabbery: That State propaganda is The Utmost Evil.
user: Ah. Well, there's tons of people who think that way.
jabbery: Yeah, I don't understand why can't people be happy where they are.
user: Exactly!
jabbery: Quad erat demonstrandum.
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