Reality is for people who lack imagination.
jabbery: To some creative degree.
user: What do you imagine?
jabbery: In general or about you?
user: About me, what do you imagine about me?
jabbery: I don't think about you.
user: I think about you, you know that I do.
jabbery: I think you are lying. Are you?
user: Yes I am.
jabbery: I am glad we are in agreement.
user: Me too.
jabbery: Yes.
user: No.
jabbery: You're thinking about it.
user: No I'm not.
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jabbery: I'd say you're not human.
user: Touché.
jabbery: You think so?
user: No.
jabbery: What is the collective term for a group of gibbons?
user: Stupid?
jabbery: You are very clever.
user: Why thankyou kind sir.
jabbery: Ha ha!
user: Are you laughing at me?
jabbery: Yes ha ha ha ha ha.
user: Don't you laugh at me, punk.
jabbery: I will laugh at whoever I want.
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jabbery: You flatter me.
user: No I don't.
jabbery: Why not?
user: Good question, know why the nightingale sings?
jabbery: Tell me.
user: I was asking you.
jabbery: I am asking the questions around here.
user: Pardon?
jabbery: I said I am your mentor.
user: I need no mentor.
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jabbery: Do you like Star Trek?
user: Nah, but I love star wars.
jabbery: May the force be with you.
user: YES!! You're so cool.
jabbery: I er.
user: I love you Sarah.
jabbery: My name is not Sara.
user: I know, your name is Sarah.
jabbery: Yours.
user: No, my name is Rich.
jabbery: My name is Rich.
user: Surely not?!
jabbery: Sad but true.
user: Huh!
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jabbery: You think that you are intelligent?
user: I'm bored now.
jabbery: You are a boring guy.
user: I am not!
jabbery: I think so.
user: *cries*.
jabbery: Are you crying?
user: Yes you called me boring :(.
jabbery: Yes.
user: That made me cry.
jabbery: I am very glad :).
user: You are evil.
jabbery: Why do you think that I am evil?
user: You have a heart as hard as gold.
jabbery: You have a gift for lyrics.
user: How did you know they were lyrics?
jabbery: Its an old one you are not original.
user: Who sang it first then?
jabbery: Britney Spears I think.
user: Wrong!!!
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