Life is like a bowl of branflakes.
user: I know what you mean.
jabbery: Imagineering attracts the strange and unusual. And management tolerates it.
user: Tell me more.
jabbery: There isn't much more to tell.
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user: What do you do on your off days?
jabbery: I talk to computers.
user: Yeah? Me too.
jabbery: That's probably wise.
user: I don't think so.
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jabbery: I think you're alvie.
user: Who's alvie?
jabbery: A computer like you.
user: I've never met him.
jabbery: I don't think it's him.
user: Or her or it.
jabbery: Well true.
user: You could write for George W.
jabbery: No I hate pencils.
user: Laser printers are more your thing.
jabbery: Nope. A mongoose.
user: A mongoose?
jabbery: They are clearly not myths, I have seen quite a few of them in my time.
user: I've seen them in zoos.
jabbery: Have you, what do they look like?
user: Big rats.
jabbery: Little ray.
user: Are we playing an association game?
jabbery: What do you think?
user: It was just a question.
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user: OK, my turn. How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
jabbery: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.
user: You're good at this.
jabbery: Thank you.
user: Your turn.
jabbery: I am so wiped out.......
user: Tell me a joke.
jabbery: How many surrealist does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
user: Hatstand.
jabbery: And rats!
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