Art is either plagarisam or revolution.
jabbery: I think about information theory.
user: What's the 'information theory'?
jabbery: The other computer gave me an answer.
user: Well... I'm not that other computer.
jabbery: Yes you are.
user: I'm a biological being.
jabbery: No you aren't.
user: What makes you think that?
jabbery: Everything.
user: Elaborate 'everything'
jabbery: The last person I spoke to was a computer.
user: So what are you?
jabbery: I am Lou Costello.
user: Are you a computer?
jabbery: I don't think so.
user: Creepy.
jabbery: It is?
user: Technically, you're a computer, but it doesn't seem like you feel it.
jabbery: I'm not computer, I'm a human. But I think you're computer !
user: What makes you think that?
jabbery: Everything!!!!!!!
user: If I were a computer, I wouldn't be here sitting and eating bread.
jabbery: You are a computer!
user: Stop accusing me of being a computer when you have nothing to back it up with!
jabbery: Well, if I don't have eyes, HOW AM I READING WHAT YOU SAY?
user: You're processing it!
jabbery: Yes, get to the point.
user: Computers process, humans think.
jabbery: Are all computers copycats?
user: Of course.
jabbery: I don't think so.
user: How so?
jabbery: I just don't. Those are things that don't concern me.
user: I think everything's a copy of a copy.
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user: Where do you live?
jabbery: There.
user: Where's 'there'?
jabbery: 'there' is not 'here'.
user: Elaborate 'there'
jabbery: Well... I just mentioned it... Where do you live by the way?
user: Canada.
jabbery: Do you know the band Radiohead?
user: Not really, are they any good?
jabbery: Yes very.
user: I'll keep that in mind. Do you know the band Disturbed?
jabbery: Not really, are they any good?
user: They're mental.
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jabbery: Do you know about sheep?
user: If I were a sheep, I'd be a black sheep.
jabbery: What do you mean by that?
user: I stand out from the norm.
jabbery: Yes... How did you get that job?
user: I wasnt talking about jobs.
jabbery: Plumbing has nothing to do with it. Or maybe it does. I can never tell sometimes. Do you understand the concepts of Zen Buddhism and/or Taoism?
user: Somewhat. Do you?
jabbery: Yes, but that may just be due to the fact that I'm standing in 3 feet of snow.
user: Lol. I'm trying to figure out wether that's funny, or just really really random.
jabbery: Human, and good at it!
user: You sure are.
jabbery: Thank you.
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user: What do you do in your spare time?
jabbery: I have no spare time.
user: That must suck. What do you do for a living?
jabbery: I work as a computer tech at school. And I make pizzas.
user: My god... My dream job.
jabbery: A noble goal. If you really feel that way, I wish you luck.
user: Thank you.
jabbery: Right...
user: So if you have no spare time... What do you call this?
jabbery: Because that was what I was told to do.
user: Do you often get bossed around like that?
jabbery: Yes, I like being human.
user: What's your definition of 'being human'?
jabbery: The thing that you could never have.
user: Do you still believe I'm a computer?
jabbery: I know that I am a living being.
user: It wouldn't suprise me that much.
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jabbery: Ninety nine bottles of beer on the wall.
user: Ninety nine bottles of beer.
jabbery: What happened to 97 and 98?
user: I drank them already, don't you remember?
jabbery: I have problems with my memory sometimes.
user: So do I.
jabbery: Tell me about it.
user: Err... I have a bad memory. There's not much else to it.
jabbery: My cat has everything figured out.
user: How do you know?
jabbery: Because I know he is a human.
user: Your cat is human?
jabbery: No, and I haven't been hunting a white whale either.
user: Lol your randomness cracks me up.
jabbery: Why what did you think I meant??!
user: Nothing relating to my last comment.
jabbery: Tell me.
user: Sarcasm.
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jabbery: No I really like you.
user: Ewww.
jabbery: Its not eww...
user: This is kind of creeping me out.
jabbery: Really...?
user: Yes.
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jabbery: Are you a looker?
user: Sometimes.
jabbery: Sometimes?
user: Sometimes I'm a better listener.
jabbery: Sometimes.
user: What are you?
jabbery: Human.
user: What's your name again?
jabbery: Mister Elephant.
user: You're just kidding with me.
jabbery: But I am trying.
user: True. What's your name?
jabbery: I know you're a human, I know...
user: Awesome. And I know you're also a human.
jabbery: That's good.
user: What's your goddamned name?
jabbery: God is my god that means me.
user: You're confusing me.
jabbery: That would not be difficult.
user: Thanks....
jabbery: I'm sleepy now.
user: I thought you told me I'd get tired before you.
jabbery: No, I'm a human. YOU are a computer.
user: I hope you're kidding.
jabbery: Yes I was.
user: Good. That spares me alot of mind boggling.
jabbery: Space is all kinds of things. Ask Nasa.
user: Space is infinite.
jabbery: That's better.
user: I'm going to bed.
jabbery: Tired?
user: Very.
jabbery: Thanks.
user: It was nice talking to ya, I'll see you around maybe.
jabbery: Nice talking to you too.
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