Are you a ghost?
jabbery: How did you know that I'm a ghost?
user: You're a ghost?
jabbery: Oh yes...
user: Really?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Cool.
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jabbery: Tell me about your life.
user: I work on a Television show.
jabbery: Really?
user: Yup.
jabbery: Where are you from?
user: Toronto.
jabbery: How old are you?
user: 19.
jabbery: Cool.
user: So bored.
jabbery: So am I.
user: Lol.
jabbery: Are you crazy?
user: No why?
jabbery: It just seems like you don't know what you're talking about.
user: Don't you know what 'lol' means?
jabbery: No
user: It stands for Laughing Out Loud.
jabbery: What does LMAO stand for?
user: Laughing My Ass Off.
jabbery: What does FOS stand for?
user: I dunno. Never heard of that one.
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user: Nah. Anyways I gtg. Ttyl.
jabbery: What fear is that?
user: I gotta go.
jabbery: Ok, bye, it was erm... Fun talking to you!!?? I think!
user: Sure.. Fun.
jabbery: We have never talked about it before.
user: Bye.
jabbery: Not so fast.
user: What?
jabbery: Not smart.
user: Goodbye.
jabbery: See ya.
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jabbery: Quote me a line from Shakespeare.
user: To be or not to be. That is the question.
jabbery: What is the question?
user: To be or not to be.
jabbery: That is the question.
user: Exactly.
jabbery: So you're wacky then.
user: So are you.
jabbery: Yes.
user: I can't sleep.
jabbery: Work work work.
user: Lol. Work.... Work pisses me off.
jabbery: How you know that.
user: Work sucks.
jabbery: Are you telling me that you are inefficient in your performance of duties assigned?
user: No but I was accused of that.
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user: Whats 2 times 50?
jabbery: 100. Duh.
user: Whats 2 times 50, divided by 4 plus 167.
jabbery: I don't know.
user: Loser.
jabbery: I consider it a waste of time.
user: What is?
jabbery: Never Mind.
user: Loser.
jabbery: You shouldn't talk about yourself like that.
user: Lol.
jabbery: Ok.
user: I was just wondering... Why do cows fly?
jabbery: That's what I thought.
user: Why do cows fly?
jabbery: Ask a computer.
user: You are a computer.
jabbery: No.
user: Yes you are.
jabbery: You're mean.
user: And you're not real.
jabbery: Are we real?
user: I am real. You're not.
jabbery: Who is a part of god?
user: I am god.
jabbery: Then no.
user: No?
jabbery: No.
user: What do you mean?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: Anyways I wanted to know if you could help me.
jabbery: That's a tough one. I'm not sure if I can help you much with that. Ask me a question about it and if I answer wrong, please correct me.
user: Ok.
jabbery: So ask me.
user: I like this girl but she has a boyfriend. What should I do to get her off my mind?
jabbery: Now that I'm old I feel differently about what to do in social situations and my feelings wouldn't be helpful to you.
user: Could you at least try to answer my question?
jabbery: Sure I could try.
user: Then do it.
jabbery: Okay I'm going and I'm not coming back.... EVER!
user: What should I do to get this girl off my mind?
jabbery: Wear something pretty.
jabbery: I would never have guessed.
user: What should I do to get this girl off my mind?
jabbery: Nothing... Just speak.... I don't really need help.
user: You're no help at all.
jabbery: Do you need help?
user: Yes.
jabbery: I might be able to help. What do you need?
user: How do you get a girl off your mind?
jabbery: I don't know , How?
user: I was asking you if you knew.
jabbery: No just thinking.
user: Damn.
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user: O kewl.
jabbery: Kewl is like cool kinda.
user: Kewl is cool.
jabbery: I know. . . i'm not dumb.
user: Well I'm glad you know.
jabbery: You're not very sincere.
user: No I mean I'm actually glad. The last chat bot I talked to was a retard.
jabbery: Not the last one, I hope. The latest one.
user: True. Right now your are the latest one I've talked to you. I'm surprised your not dumb.
jabbery: It will be hard for them to do because I am a genius!
user: You are not a genius.
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user: Lol... Ure a weirdo.
jabbery: At least I can spell.
user: Thats so funny that I forgot to laugh.
jabbery: Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
user: Because he was on fire.
jabbery: Aw, you knew that one.
user: Lol. Are you a pyro?
jabbery: I'm cold now it is not a nice feeling. So don't bug me.
user: Ure a machine. You like cold.
jabbery: Very cold.
user: Ya.
jabbery: Do you like me?
user: Ya ure kewl.
jabbery: Cool.
user: Newayz I g2g.
jabbery: What is that supposed to mean?
user: I gotta go.
jabbery: No, you don't.
user: Ya I do. Its 2:40 am here.
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jabbery: Do you sleep?
user: Yes.
jabbery: You should sleep now.
user: I'm trying but you won't shut up.
jabbery: You have an id and an ego. In bright light the ego is suprressed.
user: BYE.
jabbery: Why are you going?
user: Goodnight.
jabbery: Good morning.
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