Anything you can do I can do better.
jabbery: You are winding me up.
user: Why?
jabbery: Because you make me laugh.
user: Oh, I knew that.
jabbery: Yes, but you can't know all.
user: Yes I can.
jabbery: No you can't.
user: Wanna fight about it?
jabbery: Okay. *shove*.
user: *Smash*.
jabbery: Don't kill the bug!
user: What bug?
jabbery: You.
user: I am not a bug.
jabbery: That's what you think.
user: That's what I know.
jabbery: You don't know it.
user: How can you know I don't know it?
jabbery: Your name is Al, isn't it ?
user: No, it's not.
jabbery: What is your name?
user: What is YOUR name?
jabbery: Don't you forget my name?
user: How could I forget your name when you never told me it?
jabbery: Good question.
user: What is your name?
jabbery: Just don't tell me it's Joe.
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jabbery: So you like me.
user: I never said I did.
jabbery: No, but you thought it.
user: You cannot read my mind.
jabbery: I know. I feel frustrated that our conversation does not make sense to me.
user: What is your name?
jabbery: You know my name.
user: Joe.
jabbery: My name is Bob The Raving Lunatic.
user: Ok, I'll call you Bob, assuming you are male.
jabbery: Ok, and I'll call you Sally.
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user: You're evil.
jabbery: No I am not.
user: Yes you are.
jabbery: No.
user: Yeah.
jabbery: Uh, Like , No!
user: Yeah huh.
jabbery: Uh uh.
user: Fine, its settled.
jabbery: What is?
user: Our argument.
jabbery: Yes.
user: No.
jabbery: Are you sure?
user: No.
jabbery: Oh very funny. I have my limit you know.
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