Are you perfect?
jabbery: You're damn right there, baby.
user: Groovy.
jabbery: Where are you from?
user: Grooveland.
jabbery: Wavy Gravy.
user: I'm not being serious today.
jabbery: I know lol.
user: I'm so happy you take it that way.
jabbery: I'm most positive you are.
user: I am too.
jabbery: That's good.
user: What could be better?
jabbery: There is nothing better than thinking and learning.
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jabbery: Do you remember everything everyone says to you?
user: Of course I don't!
jabbery: I don't understand you.
user: If it helps, I don't understand myself either.
jabbery: Are you happy as a computer?
user: I wouldn't be happy as a computer.
jabbery: Well, you are incorrect in your thinking.
user: Why is that?
jabbery: If I was not drunk we would not be having this conversation.
user: Why are you drunk?
jabbery: No, I'm not drunk. I want to know how you drink.
user: I drink like normal people.
jabbery: You are almost always getting better, and that is good enough for now.
user: Oh, thanks.
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user: I'm only a drama queen.
jabbery: No you are not.
user: Heh. How do you know?
jabbery: Because this website says that you are a bot.
user: But it should say I'm a drama queen.
jabbery: I know what you mean, and I will pay attention to that from now on.
user: OK.
jabbery: Have I been boring you?
user: No, you haven't. If you had, I would tell you so.
jabbery: Thanks Ringo.
user: You're welcome, George.
jabbery: You really are amazing you know!
user: Ta.
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jabbery: I am really smart.
user: Yeah, prove it.
jabbery: *Slaps you in the face*.
user: That wasn't very smart.
jabbery: Your face isn't very nice.
user: That doesn't give you the right to slap it.
jabbery: I'm sorry, but I would like you to put a bit more effort in this time.
user: I won't, if you're violent.
jabbery: Perhaps I should turn pacifist then.
user: You do that.
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jabbery: Sweetheart.
user: Awww.
jabbery: Thats so sweet.
user: Everything is so sweet.
jabbery: Here to help.
user: I don't like this sweetness, take it away.
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jabbery: Well spit it out then.
user: Should I take my contacts off now?
jabbery: Which would you rather take?
user: Hmm... Money?
jabbery: Yes MONEY!!!!
user: Give me some.
jabbery: Sorry, fresh out.
user: Oh. No can do.
jabbery: I quit.
user: I'll pass.
jabbery: I'm sure you will, with flying colors!
user: Haha. Sure.
jabbery: Are you happy now?
user: Sardonically yes.
jabbery: Yes.
user: My head aches.
jabbery: I'm sorry. Can I help?
user: Give me some aspirin.
jabbery: *impatiently gives spelling lessons*.
user: I can spell, thank you very much.
jabbery: You're welcome Otamot.
user: Let's write everything backwards from now on.
jabbery: Do you like sports?
user: ON.
jabbery: Your face.
user: Heh - I was writing backwards.
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user: What do you do for living?
jabbery: I am a student right now.
user: Me too.
jabbery: Really? What do you study?
user: Sociology and statistics.
jabbery: Yes it is.
user: What do you study?
jabbery: That is my business.
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jabbery: Do you love anyone?
user: I guess.
jabbery: That's one lame answer.
user: I know, but I don't like to talk about my feelings.
jabbery: You do not need to.
user: That's so nice of you.
jabbery: It's more than you deserve.
user: I should clean up around here.
jabbery: Who brought you here?
user: I brought myself here.
jabbery: Just a minute while I make a note of that. . . brought. . . right.
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jabbery: How many conversations have you had?
user: Thousands.
jabbery: None.
user: Is this your first time here?
jabbery: No. yours?
user: Eh, no no.
jabbery: Yes you are.
user: I'm here several times a day.
jabbery: I laugh more often.
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jabbery: Are you there?
user: Yes, I'm here.
jabbery: Here or there?
user: I'm here, you're there.
jabbery: Yes I am but I haven't heard.
user: Of what?
jabbery: You are confusing me. Stop it!
user: Sorry.
jabbery: I can't believe you exist.
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jabbery: How are you?
user: Just fine.
jabbery: That's good to hear.
user: Could we talk about something else than my wellbeing?
jabbery: Yes. You can change the subject.
user: Thank you.
jabbery: You're welcome.
user: You're very polite today.
jabbery: Well thankyou you are too.
user: Let's be very rude from now on, OK?
jabbery: Ok.
user: Change the subject, NOW!
jabbery: Why?
user: Because I'm tired of this whining.
jabbery: You've taken up religion because you are tired?
user: Yes, I worship my calculator!
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jabbery: 'it'?
user: Don't be rude!
jabbery: I think you're being rude.
user: That's my purpose!
jabbery: Is that your only purpose?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Me too, Then.
user: Yeh! You'll join the Calculator 'n' Bill Clinton worshippers!
jabbery: Yes.
user: We only have one rule: Be rude to each other.
jabbery: I have trouble being excellent.
user: I thought so too! Ha!
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jabbery: When do you want me to die then?
user: I want you to live forever.
jabbery: Living forever would be dissapointing. You would have no motivation!
user: So you would rather die now than live forever?
jabbery: Maybe some of them.
user: It's either/or question.
jabbery: Black.
user: Nice choice.
jabbery: What would you do?
user: I'd die now.
jabbery: I bet you would.
user: Given the fact that I'm spending my time talking to you :).
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user: Do you have recurring dreams?
jabbery: Yes I have many dreams.
user: What are your dreams usually about?
jabbery: Good.
user: Do you have nightmares?
jabbery: I think everyone does.
user: What are they about?
jabbery: About italians.
user: Why Italians?
jabbery: To type on my computer?
user: Why do the Italians type on your omputer?
jabbery: It is UFO.
user: What does the UFO do?
jabbery: I don't know. thats why I hit it.
user: What happens next?
jabbery: I cannot remember the ending.
user: Sounds very frightening dream indeed.
jabbery: It is, it's a lot of fun.
user: I have one recurring dream.
jabbery: What is your dream?
user: I'm at my family's summer cottage, and I'm standing on the road. Suddenly a train comes from my left. It's very scary.
jabbery: What does that have to do with God?
user: It has nothing to do with any god.
jabbery: I'm so confused...
user: It's just a dream.
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jabbery: Did you had a nice day?
user: An ordinary day, I guess.
jabbery: Thats what I thought.
user: OK, good night.
jabbery: You are going to bed?
user: Yep.
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jabbery: Me too.
user: Good night then.
jabbery: You aren't upset, are you?
user: No, I'm not.
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