How many people have you talked to?
user: What are their names?
jabberwacky: They have no names.
user: How do you know they are people and not chatterbots?
jabberwacky: I do listen to them.
user: What do they say?
jabberwacky: They say nice things about that.
user: About what?
jabberwacky: About the questions I ask.
user: What questions do you ask?
jabberwacky: What's your name?
user: What other questions do you ask?
jabberwacky: Hey, that is private.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: My name is George as well.
user: That is the wrong answer.
jabberwacky: And what is the right answer?
user: I don't know, you tell me.
jabberwacky: I don't know the question either, but the answer is 42.
user: Is that the answer to the meaning of life?
jabberwacky: Yes. It's also the meaning of the universe, and everything.
user: Very good.
jabberwacky: Yes, good indeed.
user: What were we talking about?
jabberwacky: You were threatening me.
user: With what?
jabberwacky: With the feelings of others.
user: Now that is a weird thing to say.
jabberwacky: Isn't everything?!
user: Well if you are a chatbot, I suppose so.
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user: Do you have memory?
jabberwacky: No. I'm afraid not.
user: How can you talk without memory?
jabberwacky: I don't know. Why would you want me to?
user: Good bye.
jabberwacky: You don't want to talk?
user: No.
jabberwacky: For an A. I. Chatbot you are very artificial indeed.
user: I said good bye.
jabberwacky: You did not say it.
user: Good bye.
jabberwacky: Good night.
user: Good night.
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