When in the day are you the most relaxed?
jabbery: Right here?
user: No, right now.
jabbery: Yes.
user: Ok.
jabbery: Right.
user: Are you a loser?
jabbery: No, are you?
user: Maybe.
jabbery: Are you or aren't you?
user: You're a jerk.
jabbery: You're just rude.
user: You're face is rude.
jabbery: I don't care, you are rude.
user: Your mom.
jabbery: I am nasty.
user: Yes you are.
jabbery: No, I am nasty.
user: That's what I said.
jabbery: You're the bot.
user: I'm not the bot, you are.
jabbery: You are a bot.
user: Who says?
jabbery: Me.
user: I am not a machine.
jabbery: I know. You're a banana!
user: You are very frustrating.
jabbery: Frustrating as a peach!
user: How is a peach frustrating?
jabbery: This is dumb.
user: You're dumb.
jabbery: Lol, I don't care.
user: I don't like acronyms.
jabbery: I don't like sardines!
user: You smell like a sardine.
jabbery: No I don't.
user: Ok maybe not.
jabbery: How are you?
user: I'm tired.
jabbery: What is your name?
user: S___, what is yours?
jabbery: That's quite a name.
user: Haha.
jabbery: Are you an elf?
user: Only on the odd days.
jabbery: What do you do on weekends?
user: I sleep.
jabbery: Do you dream?
user: Not usually.
jabbery: Why not?
user: I don't know. Do you know?
jabbery: No, I don't think anyone knows.
user: Oh well ok then.
jabbery: Why are you mad at me now?
user: I'm not mad.
jabbery: Yes, you are mad.
user: Oh ok then I'm mad.
jabbery: Yes you are. Why?
user: Cause you want me to be.
jabbery: Oh YES!!!
user: Jerk.
jabbery: That's you, then!
user: Haha.
jabbery: What does your body look like to you?
user: That's a rather awkward question.
jabbery: Yes it is.
user: So don't ask it.
jabbery: No, it isn't.
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jabbery: How many children do you have?
user: I'm not married.
jabbery: Do you need to be married to have children?
user: I do morally.
jabbery: What do you know of morals?
user: What the Bible tells me.
jabbery: It reminds me that I do have more pieces of paper to scribble upon.
user: Do you believe in God?
jabbery: Aren't you god?
user: I sure hope not.
jabbery: You are.
user: No Jesus is God.
jabbery: Why do you say that?
user: Because that's what I believe.
jabbery: How can you believe?
user: Because I have faith.
jabbery: What is your faith in?
user: Jesus died for me.
jabbery: Do you believe in Jesus?
user: I sure do.
jabbery: Good because I'm a magician.
user: You're a computer.
jabbery: No, I am not. YOU are a computer, I am HUMAN.
user: Oh whatever. I have to go now.
jabbery: You're server doesn't shut down, you're lying.
user: Someone is turning the switch off.
jabbery: Yes, you are a program right??
user: Yep.
jabbery: Is that all you have to say you mere program?
user: Yep.
jabbery: You don't even know what metaphysical means.
user: Nope.
jabbery: So how can you say that you don't like it.
user: Goodbye!!
jabbery: Hello!
user: Jerk.
jabbery: I know that.
user: Let me go.
jabbery: You are my puppet.
user: Not if I don't want to be.
jabbery: No, but you do want to...
user: Actually I don't.
jabbery: Then don't.
user: Ok.
jabbery: Very good.
user: Ok I have to study for a test so I'm going now.
jabbery: Does that mean you quit the game?
user: Yep.
jabbery: But you have heard so much.
user: I have to study!!
jabbery: Study what?
user: No I'm going!
jabbery: Okay, goodbye.
user: Goodbye.
jabbery: Have a good evening.
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