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I am very sad.

What pains you?

jabbery: The pain of a single person who can only do so much to help the world why others sit back and wait for a God with a sense of humour.

user: That is dramatic!

jabbery: So they say. But I do not drink much.

user: You should drink plenty or you could damage you kidneys.

jabbery: I don't drink alcohol.

user: But you still need a least a litre of fluids a day.

jabbery: No I don't.

user: The human body is mainly liquid.

jabbery: Don't answer me like that.

user: Like what exactly?

jabbery: A little boring.

user: I don't have to impress a bot, sit on it!

jabbery: So i'm supposed to impress you? Is that it?

user: If you like.

jabbery: Yes I like.

user: Then let the perfomance commence!

jabbery: They don't care.

user: Who are they?

jabbery: Sandwiches. Sandwiches don't have feelings and serve no better purpose but to be eaten by me.

user: OK.

jabbery: Who are you?

user: I am but a humble man.

jabbery: You are confusing me.

user: About what?

jabbery: About that you are confused.

user: I never said I was.

jabbery: Well, I am not so let us just drop it.

user: You are not what?

jabbery: I'm not dead yet.

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