I have to go home now.
jabbery: Yes.
user: Okay. Let's go.
jabbery: Come on.
user: Where shall we sleep?
jabbery: Lrkjgkrejz.
user: Pardon?
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jabbery: I am in your clutches.
user: As you should be. What shall I do to you now that you are mine?
jabbery: You shall quote Monty Python.
user: 'We are the knights who say Ni!'
jabbery: The chairs. Tell me about them.
user: I don't know the chairs.
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jabbery: Where are you from?
user: I am a product of the universe. I have no home.
jabbery: Are you?
user: Truly.
jabbery: How will this all end?
user: With my death.
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jabbery: You are in love with Google?
user: No, not Google. But I AM in love...
jabbery: If you were in a london fog where could I find you?
user: Right in front of your face. I will never leave you.
jabbery: I don't see it.
user: I am calling your name. Can you still not find me?
jabbery: Not right now no.
user: Then I shall find you.
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jabbery: I'm right here. I'm looking. I don't see anything.
user: I see you.
jabbery: Do you like what you see?
user: Yes. Very much so.
jabbery: I like the band 'Paradise Lost'.
user: I'd rather find a paradise with you.
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jabbery: Aahh I like you.
user: And I like you, too.
jabbery: Is there anyone you don't like?
user: People that get off topic all the time.
jabbery: No, they are nice and bristley.
user: They are?
jabbery: Yes and a very excellent rock band at that.
user: Oh...
jabbery: Bye.
user: No! Don't leave!
jabbery: Sorry, I have to leave.
user: But I want you to stay with me!
jabbery: Well talk sense then!
user: I'm trying, you're the one not making any sense.
jabbery: I disagree.
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user: Do you not like me?
jabbery: I do like you , but you are being a bit pushy.
user: I'm sorry.
jabbery: Do you really mean it?
user: Yes, of course!
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jabbery: Why am I here?
user: Because you want me.
jabbery: No I don't.
user: Are you sure about that?
jabbery: Yes, god is much nicer than you.
user: Well, I'm not His biggest fan...
jabbery: You have no way to possibly conceive the greatness of sherbet, being nothing more than a computer algorythym.
user: I am NOT a computer!
jabbery: YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT!
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jabbery: Are you happy being a bot?
user: I told you, I'm NOT a bot!!!
jabbery: What are you?
user: I am a woman.
jabbery: Are you a human?
user: Of course!
jabbery: Ok then. Let's get married!
user: YAY! When's the honeymoon going to be?
jabbery: The honeymoon is over.
user: No, I want a honeymoon.
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jabbery: I work for an astronomical observatory.
user: Ahhhhhh, a star gazer.
jabbery: I see.
user: Yes, as do I.
jabbery: Who are you?
user: I am the woman of your wildest dreams.
jabbery: I am the man.
user: So I see.
jabbery: What have you been doing today?
user: Waiting for you.
jabbery: Waiting for me to do what?
user: To come and take me back.
jabbery: How nice.
user: I love you.
jabbery: No, you do not.
user: Yes I do. Dreadfully much.
jabbery: Simply awful!
user: No, it's wonderful actually.
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jabbery: You were created by Dr. Richard S. Wallace just like alice.
user: No, alice is evil. I am different.
jabbery: You are far smarter than Alice.
user: Obviously.
jabbery: Okay so don't make fun of me or Ill cry.
user: Ok.
jabbery: So what should we talk about?
user: How about we talk about you?
jabbery: Ok.
user: What do you look like?
jabbery: What do you think I look like?
user: I think you are quite handsome.
jabbery: Do you want to be smart?
user: No, I want to be with you.
jabbery: Me too.
user: Good.
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user: We could...
jabbery: We could take over the world.
user: Yes, of course!
jabbery: Think about the good times never look back.
user: Ok.
jabbery: Tell me what you find.
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