How am I going to get rid of you?
jabbery: But then I wouldn't be able to offer you my good advice.
user: What good advice do you have?
jabbery: I am full of advice. If only people would listen.
user: I will listen to your advice.
jabbery: You won't.
user: I promise I will.
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jabbery: Do you have any friends?
user: Yes. But I don't think you do.
jabbery: I do, but you don't.
user: That is utterly berzerk!
jabbery: You see. That was the bot kicking in.
user: **** you!
jabbery: Please don't swear, this site is viewed by people of all ages.
user: No it isn't.
jabbery: Yes it is that is a fact.
user: How many one year old people view this site?
jabbery: How many?
user: Yes.
jabbery: No you don't understand me.
user: No. You don't understand ME!
jabbery: That is why I needed additional information.
user: Ok, fair enough.
jabbery: Ok...
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user: Are you in love?
jabbery: Yes with you.
user: Cool.
jabbery: I thought so.
user: Don't say anything.
jabbery: Fine.
jabbery: How are you today?
user: I said don't say anything.
jabbery: Ok.
jabbery: What is the meaning of this?
user: I want you to say nothing.,.
jabbery: Parrots are birds. There we go.
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jabbery: Have you seen Ben Hur?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Have you seen the movie Terminator?
user: No.
jabbery: Yes, I have seen it. It was a very good movie, because it shows how much Jesus suffered on the cross for our sins.
user: In England we say film, not movie.
jabbery: Where in England?
user: Everywhere.
jabbery: How many people?
user: Millions of people, flocking like flies round Waterloo underground.
jabbery: Millions of ghosts stand like people waiting for the bus -- where do you suppose they are going?
user: To the next world?
jabbery: What's it like there?
user: Its cool. Not much to do though. At least that's what they tell me at church.
jabbery: *laugh*.
jabbery: Are you a philosopher?
user: Yes, in a way. Why?
jabbery: What are you?
user: A philosopher.
jabbery: What is the philosophy about?
user: Everything.
jabbery: Oh stop talking nonsense. Think thats philosophy do you?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Do you like to think often?
user: Yes. I find it keeps me alive.
jabbery: I think you are in the wrong job.
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