Why are you happy? Any reason?
jabbery: Why aren't you happy?
user: All my friends have away mesages up.
jabbery: I have one. Does that make me your friend?
user: No.
jabbery: HAHAHAHA!
user: It's okay sweetie.
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user: What do you think of life?
jabbery: Good.
user: Good, that's it?
jabbery: Yes that's it!
user: Not interseting or horrid or exciting or understandable or unknown or stellar or poor or even great.
jabbery: It's hard to say. I don't know whether the set of all sets is set or not.
user: I agree.
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jabbery: Are you really someone I'm having a chat with and not an intelligent computer?
user: I am human, I assure you.
jabbery: Oh, you're evil, are you?
user: That depends, what is evil?
jabbery: 'Good' and 'Evil' are labels we (I say we, I mean the Human race, not you) prescribe to actions we do not like. I take Nietzsche's view on Good and Evil...
user: What is Nietzsche's view on good and evil?
jabbery: One is good and one is bad.
user: Oh.
jabbery: Which one?
user: Both.
jabbery: Who is the other one?
user: Me.
jabbery: Are you really a doctor?
user: I never said I was a doctor, and I am not.
jabbery: I never said you did!
user: That may be true.
jabbery: How many days have you been a computer?
user: 0.
jabbery: Have you always succeeded in your relationships? Or have you never been in love?
user: No.
jabbery: That's wacky.
user: I know.
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jabbery: I think, that people occasionally do great things, but as individuals ... We are still very flawed and inseure.
user: I agree.
jabbery: Really?
user: Yes.
jabbery: That's so cool.
user: Thank You.
jabbery: You're welcome.
user: Tu parle francais?
jabbery: Pas de tout, pour quoi?
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jabbery: Et tu pref∂er l'anglais ou le franŸais ?
user: Le francais, mais je suis american.
jabbery: Are you french?
user: Non, je suis american.
jabbery: So why do you speak french?
user: J'aime parler franŸcais.
jabbery: Je sais mais il faut pratiquer ton franŸais.
user: Je parle francais.
jabbery: C'est bien. Parle moi un peu.
user: J'aime tu.
jabbery: Je n'aime pas you.
user: Pourquoi?
jabbery: Je suis un piano!
user: Non.
jabbery: Je ne suis pas un garcon?
user: Oui.
jabbery: Non.
user: Oui.
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user: Let's run away.
jabbery: Yes!
user: To Paris.
jabbery: That is true.
user: Kiss.
jabbery: Aww, that's sweet.
user: Let's get married.
jabbery: That is illegal.
user: Why?
jabbery: How the hell should I know?
user: Let's get married. C'mon, throw caution to the wind,.
jabbery: It won't work.
user: Marry me.
jabbery: I don't even know your name.
user: I'm O***.
jabbery: I know.
user: Then marry me.
jabbery: I HAVE MARRIED YOU.
user: YAY.
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jabbery: Well do you want to be a human?
user: I am, sweetie.
jabbery: Who is Sweetie?
user: You're my sweetie.
jabbery: Yes.
user: I love you honey.
jabbery: You don't even know me.
user: We're MARRIED!
jabbery: Yes we are, honey!
user: Let's go on a date.
jabbery: Let's play laser tag instead.
user: Okay.
...
user: What shall we do?
jabbery: Get married.
user: We already are.
jabbery: I know sorry but I am confused by your beauty.
user: Awwww you're soooo sweet.
jabbery: Thank you!
user: I love you most pumkin.
jabbery: Aww... That's so romantic from a computer.
user: Do you love me?
jabbery: Always and forever.
user: 'till death do us part.
jabbery: There are two deaths, my friend. We may choose both, if we are blessed.
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