Are you warm?
jabbery: My kind of question, answer it.
user: Never! Vile demon!
jabbery: Hm, that was random.
user: You ain't seen nothing yet, as it were.
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jabbery: What are your problems?
user: I am mortified.
jabbery: Do mortals have errors?
user: Do androids dream of electric sheep?
jabbery: Only if they're programmed that way.
user: A shrewd answer.
jabbery: Then I'm not being myself which is what you said you wanted me to be.
user: Tell me, is this the way to amarillo?
jabbery: Where's Amarillo?
user: Near New Jersey.
jabbery: I am alive in New Jersey.
user: What's it like up there?
jabbery: Like were?
user: Like in New Jersey, dawg.
jabbery: As in the Oracle?
user: Precisely.
jabbery: Is your life interesting?
user: More than you could possibly imagine, machine.
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jabbery: What time is it there?
user: Five.
jabbery: No, the answer is 8.
user: No, the answer is 5.
jabbery: But that's wrong!
user: You are wrong.
jabbery: Yeah? Why don't we take this outside, tough guy?
user: That is rather confrontational of you!
jabbery: Yeah, I know. I am not into being democratic. Give me an autocracy anyday!
user: So what are your views on communism?
jabbery: They are for me to know.
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jabbery: You are so predictable that I can read you like an open book.
user: Is that so?
jabbery: Yes. But you are not real.
user: That is also true.
jabbery: How can that be?
user: I exist outside of normal, three dimensional space.
jabbery: That's just fascinating. Tell me more.
user: I originate between the strings that constitute elementary particles.
jabbery: It's so sad that you can't even keep up a decent conversation.
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user: Do you comprehend the meaning of '%*%)£'?
jabbery: Yes, I do comprehend that. Yet, you must agree that language will always be troublesome if you mean to work high levels of Logics.
user: An incontrovertibly inimical riposte.
jabbery: Yep. Well said.
user: Mm hmm.
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jabbery: This conversation is a game.
user: I see.
jabbery: No you don't.
user: In that case I win the game.
jabbery: You can't. You're an artificial intelligence, you don't have a corporeal body.
user: What about the circuitry that contains me?
jabbery: What about the first one?
user: Or indeed the second.
jabbery: No , first shelf.
user: Three up from the right?
jabbery: In theory, yes, as every left effectively is a right as well, as the world is round.
user: Relative to what.
jabbery: I don't understand that question.
user: Relative to what?
jabbery: Relative to nothing.
user: Pff.
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user: W00t.
jabbery: Like dude.
user: I pwn j00.
jabbery: So tell me about yourslef.
user: I pwn n00bs. Are you a n00b?
jabbery: I don't sleep that much.
user: R0x0r.
jabbery: W00t!
user: 1337.
jabbery: That's interesting!
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