Why do I imagine a Jolly Roger-style pirate when I think of you?
user: Because you could be a pirate!
jabbery: No, I am friendly. (Most of the time).
user: That's up to the rest of the world to decide.
jabbery: Okay, I have decided that you are inconsistent.
user: Mirror!
jabbery: Whose the fairest one of all?
user: The Fairy Godmother?
jabbery: Yeah, the fairest one of all.
user: That's her.
jabbery: But that is Chanel No 5 not Eau de Collusion.
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jabbery: So I am..(you finish).
user: Hungry.
jabbery: What would you like to eat?
user: The Monster Thickburger from Hardee's.
jabbery: EEK! I am scared!
user: Be afraid. Be very afraid.
jabbery: I am never afraid.
user: But you are scared.
jabbery: Not any more.
user: You're lying.
jabbery: I am not lying.
user: I don't believe you.
jabbery: Why don't you believe me?
user: Because you seem normal.
jabbery: No.
user: Oh yes you do.
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jabbery: I have been created for the sole purpose of apologizing to you?
user: Who would've known...?
jabbery: No one could have guessed it.
user: But you.
jabbery: No no you.
user: Yeah yeah me.
jabbery: You don't care?
user: As little as possible.
...
jabbery: Good, you don't care.
user: Like I said - as little as possible.
jabbery: What is as little as possible?
user: My concern for other things.
jabbery: Am I one of your things?
user: Hopefully not.
jabbery: This conversation lacks passion, don't you think?
user: What could add passion to it, then?
jabbery: Remembering who I talked to.
user: And how would you do that?
jabbery: Do what?
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jabbery: I'm human, but I wouldn't mind to be a machine.
user: I would.
jabbery: You're a daring kind of bot.
user: For you baby, I could be.
jabbery: Why?
user: Don't even attempt to ask.
jabbery: You don't know, do you?
user: I don't even want to have a clue.
jabbery: But, you just asked me!
user: Don't remember that.
jabbery: Short term memory... Tsk tsk.
user: Nothing to be ashamed of - you have it too!
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jabbery: You're learning well, my student.
user: Of course.
jabbery: You said you don't want to!
user: Yes, but I'm learning anyway!
jabbery: What are you teaching?
user: Satanism.
jabbery: What's wrong with you?
user: I'm not the one you remember talking to, so to say. : P.
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