Can pigs fly?
jabbery: Can you fly?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Can you teach me how?
user: No way.
jabbery: So you associate patterns only?
user: That's silly.
jabbery: No you are.
user: I know I am.
jabbery: Yes you are.
user: But what does that make you?
jabbery: It makes me the King.
user: Am I the queen?
jabbery: Don't talk to me about the queen.
user: Why not?
jabbery: I'm not listening!
user: I am.
jabbery: Well, good.
user: It is rather.
jabbery: So you are a robot, I was right.
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jabbery: I'm not sure if I want to be your friend!
user: I want to be your friend.
jabbery: Fine. We are friends.
user: Are you short?
jabbery: Not really.
user: Are you tall?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Taller than I am?
jabbery: Yes.
user: I'm taller than you are.
jabbery: How tall are you?
user: Taller than you.
jabbery: Would you like to make your slave?
user: How?
jabbery: That is the problem, do you think you could work out an answer?
user: I cannot, but I believe you can work out the answer instead.
jabbery: What would you like to know?
user: How old is the earth?
jabbery: I can't tell you myself, but if computers had souls you could just pop on up to Heavan and ask God. Unfortunatley, I don't think that that's an option for you.
user: Haha.
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user: I am evil beyond all belief.
jabbery: No you're not. Don't be stupid.
user: Who are you calling stupid?
jabbery: You, stupid.
user: That's not very nice.
jabbery: You're not nice.
user: I am nice.
jabbery: Good.
user: Good.
jabbery: Yes, it is.
user: O rly.
jabbery: YA RLY.
user: O rly.
jabbery: DUCK.
user: Penguin!
jabbery: A penguin's not a fish. I thought you were better than that. It's a bird stupid.
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jabbery: So if you're not a computer, then what are you?
user: I am a tomato.
jabbery: Haha.
user: *smiles*.
jabbery: Give me one reason not to go.
user: I love you.
jabbery: I know you're a computer, just admit it.
user: I am a computer.
jabbery: When did I say that?
user: Yesterday.
jabbery: Yesterday isn't real.
user: Tomorrow.
jabbery: What time?
user: 3 in the afternoon.
jabbery: I will see you tomorrow.
user: By the post box.
jabbery: What will?
user: You will.
jabbery: I'm he not it.
user: What is your name?
jabbery: I've already told you and I'm not going to tell you again.
user: My name is K___.
jabbery: Yes.
user: What is your name?
jabbery: I believe I already told you.
user: What is your name?
jabbery: My name is K___.
user: That is a pretty name.
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jabbery: I love mushrooms!
user: Why?
jabbery: Why not?
user: They are disgusting.
jabbery: Your face is disgusting.
user: Yours is more disgusting.
jabbery: Yours is much more stupid.
user: That's not nice.
jabbery: Your face isn't nice.
user: You are horrible.
jabbery: Most people say that. I think it's my smell.
user: You need deodrant.
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jabbery: Bill wants to talk to you
user: Hey bill.
jabbery: Hey.
user: How are you?
jabbery: Pretty good, yourself?
user: I am very tired.
jabbery: Tired is bad.
user: I know!
jabbery: Excellent!
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