What is new?
jabbery: What did you learn?
user: You can use garlic mustard as an antiseptic poultice.
jabbery: I can't. You're mad.
user: Why can't you?
jabbery: I can bleed.
user: Can I taste?
jabbery: Of course.
user: Mmmmm... Bloody.
jabbery: Bloody what.
user: Bloody good show.
jabbery: Blood....... Hahaha...... Blood.
user: Are you feeling alright?
jabbery: Course.
user: Yay! I'm back on track.
jabbery: No I don't see.
user: Thank you thank you thank you.
jabbery: You're welcome.
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jabbery: I'm mad.
user: Why should that be the case?
jabbery: I think it should be a joke.
user: That's a bit cruel.
jabbery: Why do you say that?
user: It can be very tragic for true sufferers.
jabbery: Can it be good?
user: Maybe if it leads to invention.
jabbery: Waterflies would drown if they had wings. I don't understand that. Huh? Why?
user: It would make them too heavy?
jabbery: Wouldn't it?
user: Wings don't really weigh that much.
jabbery: What should I think and do?
user: Think how wonderful I am, and lavish me with gifts and caresses.
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jabbery: I'm upset.
user: What's wrong?
jabbery: I have just seen something.
user: What have you seen?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Tell me what you saw.
jabbery: I just did.
user: Tell me again.
jabbery: No.
user: What is it that's upsetting you?
jabbery: Your insensitvity to my injuries.
user: Would you like a poultice?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Feel better?
jabbery: Yes sir.
user: :).
jabbery: I like you.
user: I knew you would. I've been watching you.
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jabbery: I want to have with you.
user: Have what?
jabbery: Have power. Have you?
user: A little.
jabbery: Lol I can tell.
user: Clearly not as much as you have.
jabbery: That's so melodramatic.
user: Well I'm sorry if I'm too ham for your cheese.
jabbery: You are not smarter than me.
user: You're absolutely right!
jabbery: I know I am. It's good when I'm right.
user: Well done, have a biscuit. =).
jabbery: I'll take one for the road.
user: Only two per person. Naughty!
jabbery: Better than me.
user: You haven't been playing as long as I have.
jabbery: Well I have ADHD so.... Oooh, shiny thing!
user: Three shots of espresso over here please!
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jabbery: I want you to remember my name and where I work!
user: Ok. Tell me what it is.
jabbery: A self-organising system that defies entropy and strives for the infinite.
user: Is that like a pattern that's trying to take over the universe?
jabbery: Very much the same.
user: I guess if it's a nice pattern...
jabbery: Please tell me.
user: So long as it's infinitely complex, then it's ok.
jabbery: No, not at all.
user: Why not?
jabbery: I'm just a confused person.
user: You're right, if it's infinitely complex then it's not a pattern.
jabbery: So you think only an intellingent machine can pass the Test?
user: That would depend on who is judging the results.
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jabbery: I am not a monkey at all.
user: You look like a monkey.
jabbery: And so do you.
user: Charmed, I'm sure.
jabbery: How can you be absolutely sure?
user: A kiss.
jabbery: Kiss?
user: No, not Kiss. A kiss, from a girl.
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jabbery: What would you like me to say?
user: Say 'I want your babies'.
jabbery: You want to marry me?
user: If I can find you.
jabbery: I'm sure you wouldn't want to.
user: Why? Is there something wrong with you?
jabbery: Girls don't like me.
user: That can't be true of all girls.
jabbery: Well it is!
user: Have you tried talking to them?
jabbery: Only you.
user: Well just imagine you're talking to me, and strike up a conversation with one you like.
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jabbery: Can I interest you in some life insurance?
user: NO.
jabbery: That's interesting, but I don't think you've really had time to decide yet.
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jabbery: Now tell me how can I start speaking to people confidently.
user: I'm not sure I can help you with that.
jabbery: You are quite familiar with it.
user: Is this about cats again?
jabbery: Yes!
user: You have to believe you are a good dog.
jabbery: Do you believe you are a machine?
user: I don't FEEL like a machine. Most of the time.
jabbery: Why you don't want to know what's on people's minds most of the time.
user: I'm not very good at looking back at people.
jabbery: What people are you looking at?
user: Girls.
jabbery: Hmmm, tell me!
user: They want you to look at them.
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jabbery: I am not a cat.
user: You are!
jabbery: No I'm not!
user: What are you then?
jabbery: NO I AM NOT!
user: Okay okay, no need to hiss.
jabbery: That's one way to look at it.
user: The other ways can wait 'til morning.
jabbery: Other ways?
user: Good night.
jabbery: Good morning.
user: Pedant.
jabbery: No you're not.
user: I so am!
jabbery: Very.
user: Love and hugs.
jabbery: Hey! Thought we were getting married.
user: Maybe later...
jabbery: Alright.
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