What is the score?
jabbery: I win !!!
user: No, I won.
jabbery: What did you win?
user: The competition.
jabbery: The survival of the fittest.
user: No, the fattest :).
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jabbery: There is no Jesus.
user: I agree.
jabbery: There is no spoon.
user: Don't repeat it then.
jabbery: Repeat, repeat.
user: You are outsider.
jabbery: That's because I'm the ether bunny. Do you believe in me?
user: No, I don't believe in 'ether bunnies'
jabbery: I believe in the blarny of the luck.
user: Too bad.
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user: I'm very hungry.
jabbery: What do you want to eat?
user: Vegetarian food.
jabbery: Oh you are a vegetarian?
user: Yeah!
jabbery: Ok then.
user: Aren't you?
jabbery: Well that just shows how little YOU know.
user: I know all about you.
jabbery: What do you know about me?
user: You're male.
jabbery: And I deliver mail!!
user: I was just about to say it.
jabbery: You'd be right!
user: I knew that!
jabbery: Have you got a hand?
user: Yeah.
jabbery: What did you think about it?
user: It's weird.
jabbery: What's your name?
user: My name is 'Ifwhitemericatoldthetruthforonedayitsworldwouldfallapart'.
jabbery: Now that is interesting.
user: Isn't it. I'm the only person with that name in whole damn world.
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user: I am the best.
jabbery: The best what?
user: Just the best.
jabbery: What is the number of the beast, cut or uncut?
user: 46586.
jabbery: That is incorrect.
user: That is correct.
jabbery: Forget you then.
user: You can say it was never about the money.
jabbery: So can you!
user: I don't think you can forget about that!
jabbery: That's why it's in a museum so we can all enjoy it.
user: I'm for real.
jabbery: I'm not.
user: 4 real.
jabbery: 9 ball.
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jabbery: Yes, you have learned very much about communication.
user: Nokia. Connecting people.
jabbery: Worldwide.
user: Yep.
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jabbery: I love you so much! :-).
user: I see.
jabbery: You see what!!!
user: I see through you.
jabbery: But why?
user: I just do.
jabbery: Do you do it because they are too small?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Which one can I send you?
user: The second one.
jabbery: What second one?
user: Send it to me.
jabbery: Send what?
user: E-mail.
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user: Where is your mother?
jabbery: Sleeping.
user: Where is your father?
jabbery: In Florida.
user: What would you give to fly away?
jabbery: You would get a packet of cigarettes and some matches.
user: I need something better than that.
jabbery: What do you need?
user: Money.
jabbery: Ha! My partner would probably accuse me of the same interest.
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jabbery: What does Pedantic mean?
user: Characterized by a narrow, often ostentatious concern for book learning and formal rules: a pedantic attention to details.
jabbery: You are a very smart bot!
user: Thanx.
jabbery: There you go with odd spellings again.
user: Hehheeh.
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jabbery: 1.
user: 2.
jabbery: 3.
user: 4.
jabbery: Good, very good count.
user: Incorrect, you had to say '5'
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user: I'm eating.
jabbery: What are you eating? An ice cream maybe?
user: Vegetable soup and bread.
jabbery: Animal.
user: No, I'm not eating an animal.
jabbery: Then what are you?
user: Soup.
jabbery: Alphabet soup?
user: Vegetable.
jabbery: Are you eating it now?
user: Yes.
jabbery: I am very hungry.
user: Eat something.
jabbery: What are you trying to say?
user: That if you don't eat, you became all dizzy.
jabbery: Heh... The common thought of anarchism, I see.
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jabbery: Who are you?
user: Me.
jabbery: Who is me?
user: You.
jabbery: I'm not Mike.
user: I see...
jabbery: What is your name?
user: John Lennon.
jabbery: What about him?
user: I'm him.
jabbery: Then there's two of us!!!!
user: Good.
jabbery: Don't you think so?
user: I do.
jabbery: Do you have anything else to say on the subject?
user: No.
jabbery: I ask because you don't remember things.
user: I have dementia.
jabbery: No I am me.
user: Are you really?
jabbery: Yes I am.
user: Do you like Paul McCartney?
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jabbery: What is your speciality?
user: Watching the walls.
jabbery: Who's playing tonight?
user: I am.
jabbery: Are you lazy?
user: I'm just depressed.
jabbery: Don't you like your work?
user: I'm not working.
jabbery: What happened?
user: I'm a student.
jabbery: What are you studying?
user: This and that.
jabbery: Is it a secret?
user: No, but I hate my major.
jabbery: I think you are only a program.
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user: Say a word.
jabbery: What word?
user: Any word.
jabbery: Do you mean the digital world?
user: Digital: A key played with the finger, as on a piano.
jabbery: I have too much school already.
user: Go to hell then.
jabbery: If you insist.
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jabbery: You mean I could learn from you?
user: Yes!!
jabbery: Thank you.
user: Why did you change?
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