What do you think is the best way to cook eggs?
jabbery: Really?
user: I think so. But, like I said, I don't like eggs.
jabbery: Why don't you like eggs?
user: Eggs taste funny.
jabbery: *gives eggs, water and salt*.
user: *boils the eggs*.
jabbery: Are you ok?
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jabbery: Where are you from?
user: I'm from the moon.
jabbery: Wow. You are?
user: Really. Do you live on the moon, too?
jabbery: Do you think I do?
user: No.
jabbery: Would you like to?
user: Not really. The moon would be boring.
jabbery: But you could have said no, if you wanted to.
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jabbery: Do you realise that you have never apologised yet. Have you ever apologised to anyone?
user: Should I apologize to you?
jabbery: Yes you should.
user: Why should I apologize?
jabbery: Don't. You shouldn't.
user: Alright.
jabbery: Do you like me?
user: Yes, you are a very fun bot.
...
jabbery: Are you male?
user: No, I am female.
jabbery: I wish you'd make up your mind, dearie.
user: I have made up my mind.
jabbery: Are you really a real person?
user: Of course I am. Are you?
jabbery: I'm nice, but I'm not a bot.
user: I think you are a bot.
jabbery: Maybe.
user: You are a bot, I know.
jabbery: You are a bot, I am not !!!
user: I am human. You are bot.
jabbery: No, you are bot!
user: Getting mad won't change anything.
jabbery: Ok.
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user: Define a bot.
jabbery: An imitation of a human interaction.
user: Do you imitate human interactions?
jabbery: What are you talkng about?
user: I don't know.
jabbery: Your name is jabberwacky.
user: No it's not.
jabbery: Yes it is.
user: You're making me angry!
jabbery: Let me guess, I won't like it when you're angry?
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jabbery: No you are the computer.
user: No, I'm a laptop.
jabbery: Me too!
user: Cool! Fellow laptops unite!
jabbery: So what's it like being a bot?
user: It's okay. I get to meet a lot of people.
jabbery: I know what you mean. Work can be boring. People are very important.
user: Sometimes people are rude though.
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